Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza!

About Me

I grew up around Chicago.

I write software for military satellites.

Best job I ever had was mixing paint at Home Depot.

I used to tell people I was allergic to tomatoes to avoid having to eat pizza. I still don't eat pizza.

I am, and always will be, a Boilermaker.

I have a soft spot for White Russians.

One of my tattoos is of Harold and the Purple Crayon.

Video of the moment: (wait for the end)

My Interests

readin non-fiction watching minor league hockey and speaking in a Canadian accent learning new things by reading wikipedia

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who finds the following joke funny:

What is the difference between an apple and an apple tree?

Neither one drives a tractor!

Music:

Top three at the moment:

Coheed And Cambria Clutch He Is Legend

Television:

Top show at the moment:

Top Chef

Books:

I am finishing reading 'Chuck Klosterman IV'.

Heroes:

In an asteroid disaster movie (i.e. Armageddon or Deep Impact), there is a guy holding a stack of papers, who runs into the room the president is meeting with NASA officials in, and says the situation is worse than they thought. THAT GUY!

My Blog

Im a walking ghost.

In the last few months, it has become common place for me to be told by complete strangers that I look like Elvis. Let me give you a break down of every time in the last few months. In a bar, out in P...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

Can someone get Noah on the phone?

This is crazy. The water levels are reaching record levels all over Iowa. Here in Cedar Rapids, the new estimate is that the crest will reach 24.5 feet in the next couple of days. None of the experts ...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:33:00 PST

Up All Night, SLeep All Day

So, after thinking about it for a while, I think I finally figured out what I want to do with my life (aka what I want to be when I grow up). This is spectacular. I want to be the stereotypical fan fo...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:49:00 PST

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.

I was just bumming aroud the interweb as is usually the case when I sit at home alone. While doing so, I ran across this Wired Magazine article, though the exacts of how escape me at the moment. I tho...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

Revival Singers, Sluts, And Beards

Well, I am clean shaven again. It seems that everytime I try to grow facial hair, I make it to day 4 and it gets way to itchy. So, I always shave it off. Maybe I will try again sometime in the near fu...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

No Title, Just The Best Time Ever

BEST CONCERT EVER!!!!!!!!! Between drowning myself in Murphy's Stout, dancing all night long, putting my arm around random people and swaying, getting asked if I wanted to see this one chick strip bac...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Teaching a Lesson

So I sit at the crux of the initial decsion to change my life. The prospect of doing a 180 at this point startles me, and it makes me wonder if I should just seek comfort over desire. Although that de...
Posted by Don't You Put That Evil On Me Matthew Cozza! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:24:00 PST