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If you hear about a crazy lesbian kidnapping a famous German drummer and an American writer acting as the get away driver getting caught and then throw into a German prison, SEND HELP! We're too pretty to go to jail! I wear red shoes because everyone else is afraid to.If I ever get my hands on a pair of sparkly Dorothy flats, I’ll never take them off. Public displays of religion (including my own) make me uncomfortable. I do Advanced Algebra problems for fun. Road rage pisses me off.Vanilla is the most disgusting substance known to man.
Gummi Bears Tickle My Pickle!
I married a woman in Oxford, England just to piss of the Bush administration and I’m damn proud of it. Wuffs you wifey! There is NOTHING wrong with adoption. I’m sick of hearing people saying they only want to have a child of their own when I mention I’m going to adopt in the future. When I do adopt children, I will therefore consider them to be my children. There will be no difference. I have super long straight hair that goes all the way down my back and comes to my waist. I’ve never dyed it. I never will. If I could, it would be an unnatural, flaming red. Fancy. Tokio Hotel gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling. Just in case you wanted to know, my name is Dill. Yes, that is my real name. No, it’s not my last name. There are a lot of imitators, but I’m the Real Dill. I’m from the States. I’ve lived in England. I currently reside in a box. Why? I’m trying to save up for Graduate school while still going to Undergrad for my Creative Writing and German degrees. I’m doomed- and I love every second of it. This is my choice. I’m living my catastrophe. I write books that make you cry, study German because I’ve spoken it for so long, I speak Spanish because I’ve studied it for so long, I sing until my lungs hurt, and travel any and everywhere that my passport will let me. And the government officials. We can't forget them. They tend to hinder one's traveling experience with talks of deportation and arrest warrants.Hey, I did NOT know he was only 16. What am I supposed to do? Card? Let's get our stories straight. I was with you that night. Right? We went to the pub. Had a good time. No making out with teenage boys. Got it?You love me in all my dorky glory.
I am a pocket-sized sun, beaming with aspirations and filling the world with the warmth and prosperity of my actions.
In other words...I like to help people. A lot. Because of the difficult times I am currently going through, it's important for me to raise awareness for some of the causes that I associate with. The most important to me is Breast Health Awareness through the Susan G. Kommen Breast Cancer Research Foundation. My other passion is NAMI. The National Alliance On Mental Illness. According to the website, "NAMI is dedicated to the eradication of mental illnesses and to the improvement of the quality of life of all whose lives are affected by these diseases." Mental illness is something that one should not be afraid of. It is not a definition or a description of who one is as a human being. It is merely a diagnosis; a means for one to realized their negative behavior and change for the better. I am the author of the Exposure: White Noise series. I have completed the first two books in the series which have been published and are available for sale on www.lulu.com/edillwerner . I am extremely proud of the work that I’ve done. Key Points About Dill*I'm not subtle. I usually go after what I want. ; )
*I'm an optimist. I love to find the best in everything and everyone.
*I love languages. I speak a bunch of them. German is my favorite.
*Art and Beauty were never meant to be defined. : I’m a champion for gay marriage, rights, and adoption. We are all people. We are all made of the same things. We all want to live with the basic fundamental rights of freedom. No one should face persecution because they are different. This can range from sexuality to a disability. I believe with all of my soul that no one should be judged or separated based on their race, religion, mental and/or physical state, or sexual orientation. Separate but equal is not an option. I thought we would have learned this the first time around. I like a man who can keep a rythmn. Come to the bosom. ~deine Dill