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Dill

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About Me

Guess what? I'm the new division leader for Tokio Hotel Does South Carolina! Check it!

Check my blog for writing updates and advice for getting started and/or how to go about the writing process. I'm also taking questions. Don't be afraid to contribute. I'm not afraid to answer.

If you hear about a crazy lesbian kidnapping a famous German drummer and an American writer acting as the get away driver getting caught and then throw into a German prison, SEND HELP! We're too pretty to go to jail!

I wear red shoes because everyone else is afraid to.If I ever get my hands on a pair of sparkly Dorothy flats, I’ll never take them off.

Public displays of religion (including my own) make me uncomfortable.

I do Advanced Algebra problems for fun.

Road rage pisses me off.

Vanilla is the most disgusting substance known to man.

Gummi Bears Tickle My Pickle!

I married a woman in Oxford, England just to piss of the Bush administration and I’m damn proud of it. Wuffs you wifey!

There is NOTHING wrong with adoption. I’m sick of hearing people saying they only want to have a child of their own when I mention I’m going to adopt in the future. When I do adopt children, I will therefore consider them to be my children. There will be no difference.

I have super long straight hair that goes all the way down my back and comes to my waist. I’ve never dyed it. I never will. If I could, it would be an unnatural, flaming red. Fancy.

Tokio Hotel gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling.

Just in case you wanted to know, my name is Dill. Yes, that is my real name. No, it’s not my last name. There are a lot of imitators, but I’m the Real Dill.

I’m from the States. I’ve lived in England. I currently reside in a box. Why? I’m trying to save up for Graduate school while still going to Undergrad for my Creative Writing and German degrees. I’m doomed- and I love every second of it.

This is my choice. I’m living my catastrophe.

I write books that make you cry, study German because I’ve spoken it for so long, I speak Spanish because I’ve studied it for so long, I sing until my lungs hurt, and travel any and everywhere that my passport will let me. And the government officials. We can't forget them. They tend to hinder one's traveling experience with talks of deportation and arrest warrants.Hey, I did NOT know he was only 16. What am I supposed to do? Card? Let's get our stories straight. I was with you that night. Right? We went to the pub. Had a good time. No making out with teenage boys. Got it?

You love me in all my dorky glory.

I am a pocket-sized sun, beaming with aspirations and filling the world with the warmth and prosperity of my actions.

In other words...I like to help people. A lot.

Because of the difficult times I am currently going through, it's important for me to raise awareness for some of the causes that I associate with.

The most important to me is Breast Health Awareness through the Susan G. Kommen Breast Cancer Research Foundation.

My other passion is NAMI. The National Alliance On Mental Illness. According to the website, "NAMI is dedicated to the eradication of mental illnesses and to the improvement of the quality of life of all whose lives are affected by these diseases."

Mental illness is something that one should not be afraid of. It is not a definition or a description of who one is as a human being. It is merely a diagnosis; a means for one to realized their negative behavior and change for the better.

I am the author of the Exposure: White Noise series. I have completed the first two books in the series which have been published and are available for sale on www.lulu.com/edillwerner . I am extremely proud of the work that I’ve done.

Key Points About Dill
*I'm not subtle. I usually go after what I want. ; )
*I'm an optimist. I love to find the best in everything and everyone.
*I love languages. I speak a bunch of them. German is my favorite.
*Art and Beauty were never meant to be defined. :

I’m a champion for gay marriage, rights, and adoption. We are all people. We are all made of the same things. We all want to live with the basic fundamental rights of freedom. No one should face persecution because they are different. This can range from sexuality to a disability.

I believe with all of my soul that no one should be judged or separated based on their race, religion, mental and/or physical state, or sexual orientation. Separate but equal is not an option. I thought we would have learned this the first time around.

I like a man who can keep a rythmn. Come to the bosom.

~deine Dill

My Interests

When it comes to my writing:

anti-authority, artists, bands, behind the music, behind the scenes, biographies, blood, books, break downs, broken, broken home, cds, characters, children, concerts, controversial music, controversy, corruption, cutting, dark lyrics, das diesseits, death, destruction, disgust, downward spiral, drama, exposure, fame, family, fiction, foreign countries, foreign languages, foreigners, fragile, freaks, goths, heiresses, history, hope, independent music, industrial, interviews, jealousy, journalism, languages, lies, literature, lyrics, marketing, media lies, mental illness, merchandising, metal, music, music scene, musicians, older men, pain, performances, performing, persona, power, public figures, public image, pyro, pyrotechnics, rebellion, rebels, record label, relationships, riots, rumors, secrets, singing, song writing, stories, stress, symbolism, theater, touring, tours, underground, violence, writers, writing, writing fiction.





Oh, how I love you, my little bitches.

; )

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, Readers, Writers, Publishers, Artists.

I'd also like to break me off a piece of Herr Gustav from Tokio Hotel

Look at that goofy little bastard. He's so adorable.

Music:

Mainly foreign- Adele, AFI, Armor For Sleep, Bullet For My Valentine, Cobra Starship, Eisbrecher, Emery, Fallout Boy, Flyleaf, Franz Ferdinand, The Graduate, Hot Hot Heat, Jimmy Eat World, Jose Vanders, Juli, Kaiser Chiefs, Kill Hannah, Killerpilze, KMFDM, LaFee, Leona Lewis, Linkin Park, Meg & Dia, Megaherz, Mika, My Chemical Romance, Oomph!, Operator Please, Pan!c, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Plain White T’s, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Semi Precious Weapons, Silbermond, Slipknot, Snow Patrol, Spill Canvas, Stonesour, Stefanie Heinzmann, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, T.A.T.U., Tokio Hotel, Tokyo Rose, The Academy Is, The Almost, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Sounds, The Spill Canvas, The Used, The Veronicas, Three Days Grace, Vendetta Red, We The Kings

Movies:

The Newsies, Alice in Wonderland, Juno, The Pirates triology, Meet me in St. Louis, Grease, Finding Nemo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Au revoir les enfants, Labyrinth, Everything is Illuminated, Beauty and the Beast, Empire of the Sun, Fiddler on the Roof, etc. I love musicals! I adore old movies and those with subtitles, but usually can't remember their names.

I'd also like to announce that NO, I've never before in my life seen any part of a Star Wars movie. Yes, I'm the only person in the WORLD who can still say that. Boo Yeah!

Television:

Um...I am addicted to Food TV's food challenge shows. I'm a nerd for the insanity of Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, etc. Oh, and the tribal shows on the travel channel are the best! So is Anthony Bordain. I watch anything dealing with history and music or even the history of music. Yes.

I love Shinchan! The naughty dubbed version. Also, Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil, Futurama, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Ace of Cakes, Lockup, Bridezillas, and I even watch Hannah Montana.

Books:

Now is the time in which I whore myself out.

After a good deal of blood, sweat and tears, book one, volume one, sections one and two are avaibale for purchase:

The book I wrote entitled 'Exposure: White Noise.'

The second book I have written entitled 'Finding Sanctuary.'

I want to say thank you to everyone who has helped and supported me over the past year as I've written White Noise.

You guys mean the world to me.

Now go out there and get Exposed!!

~E. Dill Werner

Look out for...

Exposure: White Noise

Exposure: Weisses Rauchen

Blasphemy: Prose to Accompany White Noise.

Heroes:

First and most importantly; my best friend Allo. J.K. Rowling- that woman has made an empire out of a book. What's not to admire? She also got a generation of kids to put down electronics and pick up books. Kudos.

I also admire any person who is or has ever battled an eating disorder of any type. This is their reminder to stay strong. The pain is mutual, but the reward of survival is more beautiful than any human being could possibly comprehend.

I recently had a tumor removed from my breast. Luckily, the tissue was not cancerous. I was one of the lucky ones to have been spared the pain of such a horrific disease that takes the lives of so many precious women.

Please, don't think that it can't happen to you because of your age or family history. I was only 19 when I was diagnosed with a tumor. The women in my family do not have a history of breast cancer.

It's just a random chance that happened to me. But it did. Please, it is so important to be aware of the signs and symptoms. Get yourself checked. Be safe. Be healthy.

My Blog

Oh Dear Sweet Mary Mother Of G-d!

Paula! Michael! Jamie! Bobby! Ahhhh!!! It was amazing! Not only was Paula Deen there, but her husband Michael Grover came out and her sons Jamie and Bobby Deen were on stage too! It was amazing! She w...
Posted by Dill on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

The Semester’s Over!

I finished my last exam! It's all over for now. I just realized that the next time I start school again I'll either be at USC or Charleston. I won't be here. It's weird. I'm remembering all of the goo...
Posted by Dill on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:09:00 PST

Things Are Ending.

Exams are Tuesday and Wednesday of next week. I finished DBT classes last week. Yep, I finally completed the 11-month program. I can't believe it went buy so fast. I'll still be going i...
Posted by Dill on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

Four Years

I realised recently that my college years have been some of the most miserable years of my life. When I look back on Freshman year, I don't understand how I made it through alive. I dove back into my ...
Posted by Dill on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Fish Out Of Water Gasping For Air

I'm done with my Astronomy class until the final exam. I have to go in and take my math test on campus tomorrow. My exams are the 28th-29th. And then it's freedom! I only just realized that I have now...
Posted by Dill on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

One More Essay- Sushi & Cherries!

I’m on my last essay for the semester. I wish it was the last one of my life. I keep telling myself it is. I’m trying to bullshit my way through ’the definition of a tragedy and...
Posted by Dill on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:22:00 PST

Ugh. Spring has Sprung.

I wonder if it’s possible to have part of your sinuses removed. I’ve had everything else removed. They’re nothing more than air filled sacs. Sure, they have purposes. Okay they do a ...
Posted by Dill on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Lying and Changes.

The elusive white string that I always carry on my wrist broke off today. This means things are going to change. Usually they are drastic changes. It was on there for a year. The time that it cam...
Posted by Dill on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

Pregnant Man. Stupid People.

Okay, I know America is a rather dumb country. So I can understand the miscommunication. But I’m sick of hearing people say the following; it’s wrong and it goes against G-d and nature for...
Posted by Dill on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:17:00 PST

Brown Eyed Girl

I downloaded a new photo manipulation program. I don’t like photo shop. So, I decided to give it a go with something easy. I’ve always wondered what I’d look like with brown eyes. &n...
Posted by Dill on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST