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*TyTy McMommyPants*

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About Me

Hailing from the Great State of Texas, raised on whiskey and gun powder. You might even say I have the crazed heart of a monster hell bent on glory. To bad world domination just takes way to much effort! I'm addicted to the following: Music! Food! Love Sweet Love! My Boys! To sum me up I'm a mom, gun slinger, and fun lover all rolled into one! And I'm not a bad dancer! LoL
Name: Tyler or Taloula Rose the Texas Killer!
Birthdate: April 17th 1980
Birthplace: Fort Worth Texas
Current Location: Fort Worth Tejas!
Eye Color: Brown! 'cause I'm full of shit! Atleast that's what my daddy says
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Weight: You never ask a lady her weight!
Piercings: Tongue and ears stretched to a 2gauge
Tatoos: 5. I can't wait to get my new .. Oliver is born!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I got a husband! Does that count?
Overused Phraze: Seriously!?!
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi and Mexican food!
Candy: Don't eat candy! but lolli pops if I had to choose!
Number: 1
Color: purple!
Animal: Monkeys and dogs how can I pick just one!
Drink: Jack and Coke baby
Alcohol Drink: See above
Bagel: plain toasted w/ cream cheese...That's good stuff
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: My Hubby's Tummy! I like to rub it!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: none of the above
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla (and that doesn't make me plain)
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Carmel iced late w/no whipped cream!!
Kiss or Hug: kissie kissie
Dog or Cat: DOGS
Rap or Punk: Punk (70’s 80’s!)
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Horror! Thanx
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Anytime is the right time! Now climb n the sheets!
Most Missed Memory: You can never go back only forward!
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes or boobs! Can't really choose
First Thought Waking Up: Good morning Star Shine! You look lovely today! Not!
Goal for this year: have a happy healthy baby!
Best Friends: John and my boys
Weakness: John!
Fears: Cancer and an unhealthy baby
Heritage: Abunch of pale pasty white europeans
Longest relationship: 6yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Well yes!
Ever Smoked: Not since I was 17
Pot: flower pot!?!
Ever been Drunk: HELLLO Jack and Coke!
Ever been beaten up: 7th grade now letts not talk about it...OK
Ever beaten someone up: BAR FIGHT! Summer ‘05
Ever Shoplifted: NO comment
Ever Skinny Dipped: Ummm...yep!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Smuchie Smuchie!
Been Dumped Lately: I’m not dumping John (unless he reallly screws up horrible badness)
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Brown or NONE
Short or Long: short! bald is better!
Height: 5'11 or taller much much taller
Style: unique
Looks or Personality: personality anyday...looks are for the shallow
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: depends
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: Brazil
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course I do
Get along with your Parents: My Mommy is my bestest friend
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: I think so! If you don’t that’s your prob bob!
Believe in Yourself: Someone has to!
Want to go to College: Maybe one day
Do you Smoke: Hell NO
Do you Drink: Hell yes
Shower Daily: Only on holidays!
Been in Love: Love! Sweet Love! Lovey Love Love!
Do you Sing: I have musical tourettes
Want to get Married: Shot gunn wedding anyday! Come on John! LETS DO THIS
Do you want Children: I have one awsome son! And one more on the way!
Have your future kids names planned out: I'm not tellin'! Then all kinds of shitlings are gonna have my future babys name!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: WoW! Wanted to lose!...Honey it's gone! LoL
Hate anyone: Women! Pull the sticks out your asses Ladies!
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My Blog

I walk with out blinders

When the devil came  He was not red He was chrome  and he said Come with me  You must go  So I went Where everything was clean  So precise and towering  I was welcomed W...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:23:00 GMT

wormholes and eternity

You put the sin in sinister And I put the I in "I don't give a fuck" Commitments could never get more visceral Then this battered old ship that we have sunk That wormhole in me reaching to you Ti...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:00:00 GMT

..........................just a thought

I need you baby.. and if was to die without any tears in my eyeswould you know what I stood for..
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:15:00 GMT

Are you a young Black Man!?!

Ok lets get this straight right now& I am not racist what so ever! But it is black dude hit on tyler day? Cause I have gotten 5 fucking messages from different black dudes all just about the same...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 13:52:00 GMT

stuff and things!

1. Name: Tyler2. Middle Name: Anne3. State: Tejas4. Place of Birth: Fort Worf5. Male or Female: female7. Work: yeaya!8. Allergic to anything: you9. Occupation: Full time fucker upper!10. Initials: TAW...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:41:00 GMT

revised addition of how to really read a girl/guy!

This has some truth to it... I found this bulletin and decided to change the whole thoing around and make it the Tyler version! very accurate! When you catch a girlglancing at you,she wants you to loo...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:08:00 GMT

realllly bored today!!!

40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever... (ever?)1. Where were you 1 hour ago?at home with linda2. Who will be your next kiss?i hope it is someone that tells me i'm pretty and makes me feel special...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:57:00 GMT

Affection!!??!!

So I have been watching two of my fiends the last few days......mind you they just hooked up......anyways...... i have been watching them and I have observed!........ there are still guys out there th...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:09:00 GMT

suvey says!

The "Grown Up" Survey(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you love...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:24:00 GMT

i have a girlfriend!

i need some attention! i need someone to hold my hand! tell me i am beautiful! show me the love and affection i need and deserve! someone other than LINDA!!!! I LOVE YOU PRINCESS!!! hahahahahahahahaha...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 19:47:00 GMT