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Myron Biscuitspear, the dumpster archaeologist

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About Me

"When I feel down, I dress the cats up in little tuxedos and pretend they’re waiting on me in a fancy restaurant so I feel important."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people with questionable personal hygiene and awesome shoes, people who mispronounce words they know the meaning of, people who feed me whiskey, my doppleganger, and fellow drinking straw enthusiasts

My Blog

what is a juggalo? yo, i don't know

if you saw that snl with blake lively and rihanna, this is the original video of the "underground rockfest" or whatever. and because so many (or just one or two) of my loved ones used to be down with ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:48:00 GMT

famous (& infamous) people

i share a birthday with:michael jacksongg alliningrid bergmanjohn mccainjohn lockei'm obviously destined for greatness.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:16:00 GMT

think about it

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Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 09:32:00 GMT

did you read these books?

twilight seriesis this really how the plot goes? because that is stupidly hilarious and random, like complicated dreams i've had when i wake up and think "that would make a good story" only to realize...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:41:00 GMT

a list

googling "alternative radio playlist 1994"100. Rancid - Salvation99. Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen98. Pearl Jam - Glorified G97. Sheryl Crow - Leaving Las Vegas96. Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs95. To...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:10:00 GMT

mr. right

mickey avalon at the vogue dec. 18th. woo!
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:20:00 GMT

i always feel like im missing out

on the future, but it's nice when i find things i like.
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:46:00 GMT

to your mom

or more specifically, the crackheads who broke into our garage and stole all the painting equipment:here's to you going blind from untreatable neurosyphilis; cheers!
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:52:00 GMT

davey havok of THE FUTURE?

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Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:27:00 GMT

heavy

does anybody else ever feel like their head is too heavy or unwieldy for their spine and neck? i feel like that all the time. maybe i'll be suffocated by pillow cushions? i am not an animal!
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:40:00 GMT