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jwren

Stop Dicking Around!

About Me

Author of the Book-Blog "Stop Dicking Around!" (The views expressed by the author are neither fact nor fiction, nor nonfiction! They do not represent any historical or NON historical events. The author is not liable for any anxiety caused by your reading these comments and consequently thinking they are about you. Author is not responsible if people start throwing rocks at you.)Arbonne Int'l consultant.... yeah, I love it! 100% Botanically based skin/body/wellness products. Want some? try some? contact me!.................on the flip side............I'm a Nursery School dropout. Seen most often dressed like Annie Lenox, Pat Benetar and Cyndi Lauper...always by choice, always after 10. (ok I confess it's because I'm in an 80's cover band.. THE BEST 80's band you'll see live-on stage these days.) www.awesome80sband.com Improv, singing, jet-setting around the country. That's me. *yawn* I spent an entire minute in solitary confinement in Alcatraz. It was rough.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm a social creature. How about who I DON'T want to meet : 1)Paris Hilton 2)Elvis(when he was old fat and hopped up on drugs) 3)Britney Spears 4)anyone who actually follows the goings on of Paris and Britney.... such tragic lives they lead.

My Blog

My Inauguration Trip Story

The Inauguration, as Un-Seen by the Blue SectionJennywren SandersJanuary 19, 2009 I departed Saco ME excited, traveling down to Boston for a late night train to Washington D.C. (9:45pm train overnight...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:39:00 GMT

in response, Sen, Collins office sent me the following... thank you

............Senator Feinstein Statement on Incidents at 56th Presidential Inaugural Ceremony Washington, DCU.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on I...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Chapter 42 - Stop Dicking Around

Will the REAL Princess Please Stand Up?Let's look at Disney for a moment: Did you know that NOWHERE on Walt Disney World (WDW) premises, and by premises, I mean all 24,000+ acres. Yeah, that's right, ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:27:00 GMT

Chapter 41 - Stop Dicking Around

Who's a Cornflake Girl?Has anyone else noticed that the Lifetime channel seems to be the National Date Rape Victim for Your Viewing Pleasure Channel?  I mean seriously, this is getting out o...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:51:00 GMT

Chapter 40 - Stop Dicking Around

Once Upon a Time.....Have we touched on this subject? Even if we have, let's go there again&. Why must you continually try to contact your ex, years later?  I mean, guys are stupid enough to hunt...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Chapter 39 - Stop Dicking Around

Waiter, there’s a Stupid Boy in my soup! So, there comes a time when we are all out there in the world that the only thing we ever wanted to say was "Check Please&!!!"  and get the hell ou...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:32:00 GMT

Chapter 38 - Stop Dicking Around

Luck O’ The ??? What ever happened to wearing green colored carnations in your lapel and sitting down for a nice Corned Beef and Cabbage supper to commemorate Saint Patrick, patron saint of Ire...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:16:00 GMT

Chapter 37 - Stop Dicking Around

Tragic Jealousy is a terrible thing to waste. The stupid boys get jealous over attention we haven’t even gotten yet.  We’ve all dabbled here and there with jealousy of another, or s...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Chapter 36 - Stop Dicking Around

When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, And everyone hates you, You should ask yourself& Am I too sexy? I've got a bone to pick with Mr. Trump. All these women vying for the "titl...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:37:00 GMT

Chapter 35 - Stop Dicking Around

Did I Hear You Correctly?The following is a wonderful assemblage of quotes and such from the trashier side of Stupid Boys.Trailing behind Trashy Stupid guys is like a Choose Your Own Adventure& no mat...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:25:00 GMT