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Add to My Profile | More VideosHappy 2007!!! I toasted to better fortune, good prosperity, and great love in the New Year!!
Create your own friendquiz hereOk, about me: I am a 28 year old (divorced) single father of two TOTALLY AWESOME kids, Ronnie and Briannin. I recently gained employment at the local phone company as a telephone operator. On top of these two full time jobs, I am a student majoring in Psychology and minoring in Criminal Justice. I intend to hold a M.A. in Psychology, possibly a PhD (but we will just have to wait and see if the future was meant to hold a Dr. Garvin!!) PHEW! I am BUSY BUSY BUSY! So, as you can probably already guess, I am NOT in a position to tolerate any more drama or bullshit than necessary.......therefore I WONT. I am very much an honest and true person, not only to myself but to everyone I encounter. Whether or not you are willing to trust me in that is your call, frankly I don't give a damn either way; I know who and what I am, and that is what matters. As you can tell, I am a fairly blunt individual as well. I try to keep it nice, but it doesn't always happen. I am single at the moment, but when I am in a relationship I give it my all 110%......and if that isn't good enough for the person I am with, then obviously I don't need to be with that girl. There will always be someone else out there who will love and respect me and what I do for them unconditionally. I am, if you can't tell, also a very independent person. You have to be in order to succeed in this world. I don't NEED someone to be with...I WANT someone to be with, and I am not going to settle in what I am seeking in a woman/partner/mate/spouse. I love to laugh and cut up; my sense of humor does have a tendency to be crude at times, this I admit freely, but it is just that: HUMOR. I can take a joke just as easily as I put one out there, and if a girl is interested in me then she needs to make me LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!! Laughter is the best medicine, laughter is food for the soul, laughter is the way to my heart. I am a pretty laid back, easy going guy most of the time, and I am very friendly and easy to talk to. So...if you wanna get to know me better, give me a holler! I wont bite...but I just might nibble!!!

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Name : Joshua Garvin
Nickname : Josh
Birthdate : September 6
Birthplace : Mattoon
Current Location : Ashmore
Eye Color : brown
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6' even
Weight : 170
Piercings : none now
Tattoos : 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : none now
vehicle you own : 2001 Isuzu Rodeo
Overused Phraze : lmfao
FAVORITES
Food : Nan's Meatloaf
Restaraunt : El Rancheritos
Candy : Frozen Mr Goodbar
Number : 24
Color : Blue
Animal : Tiger
Drink : unsweetened Ice Tea with Lemon
Body Part on Opposite sex : hooties
Perfume/Cologne: Drakkar Noir, if you asking what I wear
TV SHOW : Dancing w/the Stars
Music Album : ???
Movie : Too Many
Actor/Actress : Freddie Prinze Jr/Nicole Kidman
This or That
Pepsi or Coke : coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing : BK
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate of course
Hot Chocolate or Coffee : Mochaccino
Kiss or Hug : kiss
Dog or Cat : dog
Rap or Punk : neither...COUNTRY
Summer or Winter : summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies : BOTH
Love or Money : both
YOUR...
Bedtime : late
Most Missed Memory : can't remember
Best phyiscal feature : eyes
First Thought Waking Up : not again!
Ambition : to be the best dad I can be to my two kids
Best Friends : all of them
Weakness : my kids and women
Fears : failure
Longest relationship : 3 years
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner : nope, never
Ever been beaten up : nope, never
Ever beaten someone up : yep
Ever Shoplifted : hell no
Ever Skinny Dipped : yep...but i have never chunky dunked!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex : nope, never lol j/k
Been Dumped Lately : no, i was the dumper this time...immaturity doesn't flatter my uniqueness
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color : im a sucker for blue eyes
Favorite Hair Color : any, as long as it is kept nice
Short or Long : long hair
Height : tall enough that my face isn't smashed into the wall....'nuff said
Style : athletic, preppy
Looks or Personality : both are equally important
Hot or Cute HOT
Muscular or Really Skinny : well, girls too skinny look like shit, but i don't want an overly muscular girl either....and while we are on the subject, I like FLAT bellies, thanks!
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit : Spain, Italy, and Egypt
How do you want to Die : Happy, Successful, and Loved
Been to the Mall Lately : last night
Get along with your Parents : yep
Health Freak : kinda sorta
Do you think your Attractive : yeah
Believe in Yourself : OF COURSE
Want to go to College : Im going now
Do you Smoke : again, yes
Do you Drink : not really, socially from time to time
Shower Daily : yes
Been in Love : yes
Do you Sing : yes, all the time
Want to get Married : yes, to the RIGHT woman
Do you want Children : i already have two, but i want more
Age you wanna lose your Virginity : 125........but i didn't make it
Hate anyone : yes yes YES
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? ocean
Pizza or Chinese? either
Mansion or Penthouse? mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? yes
Are you afraid of clowns? nope
How many brothers/sisters do you have? one each
Favorite band/group? alabama
Baseball or football? baseball....GO CUBBIES!
Favorite brand of makeup? ------------
Waffles or pancakes? pancakes
Do you have an IPod? nope
Bike or scooter? bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? yes
How will you celebrate turning 21? well, 7 years ago when i TURNED 21, I enlisted in the AIR FORCE (Hoo Yah!)
What brand computer do you have? HP
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? twice
Favorite city? Orlando
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? ice cream
Do you think you are fat? definitely not
Ever throw up in a public place? yes
Do you have a pool? nope
Ever drive a car? everyday
How many times a month do you go to the movies? maybe once
Last movie you saw? in the theater? Flicka
Who is your hero? Nan
How old are your parents? 49 and 47
What deceased person would you like to meet? Nan
Do you chew ice? yep
Have you been to California? yep
Last book you read? currently reading "Saucer Conquest" by Stephen Coonts
Favorite teacher? Carla Crosser-Harrington, my high school Spanish teacher
Do you like to go fishing? yep, dont' go very often though
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? I don't honestly think I can count that high!
How many of those do you regret? well, each was a learning experience, so....none?
What is you average in school? like GPA? 3.8
Favorite professional team? The Ghostbusters (hey, you didn't specify what type of professional team, real or imaginary!)
Do you like mohawks? yep, my son sports one
How many pairs of shoes do you own? prolly around 10 pair
Do you floss? not usually
Do you have braces? nope
Do you bite your nails? yep
What is your last thought before falling asleep? FINALLY!
Do you fall in love easily? unfortunately
Ever have a crush and they never knew? TOO MANY TIMES
Do you babysit? my own kids, and my neices and nephews
Ever been shot at? ummm.........does marriage count?
Do you work out/exercise? chase kids, yep
Do you have 6 pack abs? nope, but i am developing a small keg...
Do you consider yourself nice? of course
What movie character would you like to be? harry potter
Do you go to camp for the summer? no
Ever been bit by a snake? no, but my mom has
Have you been on a boat? yep
Name of friend you have known the longest? that I still talk to? barb (beck) hoag
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yep
Ever break a bone? yep, my right thumb had to be pinned
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Becky and Bill ties with Jamie and Ray
What is your ultimate job? Psychologist
Do you want to walk on the moon? OH HELL YEAH
Can you name the seven dwarfs? sneezy, grumpy, dopey, doc, bashful, sleepy, and happy
Favorite TV show? six feet under
Apples or oranges? oranges
Favorite model of car? Chevy Avalanche or Trailblazer
Favorite flower? Rose
Favorite color? Blue
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? duh
Ever climb out your bedroom window? nope
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? 0
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no, but I laughed so hard a pea came out of my nose and it HURT!
How many cousins do you have? first cousins? around 35
Do you believe in ghosts? yes
If you were a bird, what would you be? Eagle
Ever get stitches? yes, after surgery
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? yep
How many kids do you want to have? i already have two, but i want one or two more
If you could change your name, what would it be? Alex
Dogs or cats? dog
Who do you tell your problems to? whomever will listen
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? My oldest and dearest friends
Do you believe in love at first sight? yep
Do you go to church? not regularly
Would you marry outside your religon? yes, and I did
Volleyball or tennis? volleyball
How many people were at your last party? i don't know
Ever ride in a limo? yep, several times
Favorite dinner? anything, im hungry

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Princess Briannin and Prince Ronnie at their ball

Add to My Profile | More VideosMy daughter is the cutest little thing!!!

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I love being a dad first and foremost; Ronnie and Bri will be my ultimate pride and joy until the day I die...I also enjoy martial arts, obviously, and I am a huge movie buff. I play trumpet, my favorite piece being Pachelbel's "Canon in D". I read, write, and love to talk to people. Oh, yeah, dancing is a given in my life...club, ballroom, strip...

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. --- EmersonRonnie, God Bless Him! On our way to Arkansas he looked at me and asked "Dad. When are we going to go to Las Vegas?" "Vegas?" I asked, "Why do you want to go there?" He was dead serious when he replied, "Because they have bouncy balls and playthings there." I could only think "Son, you have no idea...."
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you DIDN'T do then by the things you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the tradewinds in your sails. Explore. Dream." -- Mark Twain
MySpace Comments GraphicsRandom Thoughts: 1. I have never had narcissistic tendencies ~ OH LOOK! A MIRROR! 2. When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and we'll do a shot! 3. Never sweat the petty things, but always pet the sweaty things! 4. Does a person with a wooden leg have a concealed weapon, since he/she can use it to beat the hell out of anyone who annoys them? 5. Be alert; the world needs more lerts! 6. The world would be a much happier place if everyone danced and sang like a gay guy on crack! 7. Sex is like pizza; even when its bad its still pretty good! 8. Happiness is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is in the eye of the beerholder! 9. Hey Everybody, I am going to screw her hair out! 10. Im so a-dork-able, you could catch me with a corn dog!

I'd like to meet:

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Myspace GraphicsNan, I miss meeting up with you at bedtime in the kitchen, you wearing those purple Eyeore pajama pants; we would almost always end up talking to each other for an hour standing there "about to go to bed"......What I would give to have another one of those meetings!!!!!

Music:

This girl is SUPER SEXY!! DAMN! I just ruined my keyboard drooling all over it!!!!sexy little dance

Add to My Profile | More Videos Im a country music fan, through and through.........but I listen to just about everything: rock, easy listening, pop, hip hop, classical, golden oldies.......OH THE 80's are the shit, too!

Movies:

Everything, I am a huge movie buff.....everything from horror to comedy to chick flicks (you know, some aren't really that bad!)

Television:

I've gotten addicted to six feet under by fluke, but I don't get to watch it very often. I am usually chasing after my kids or socializing over the net. Im such a dork.

Books:

Harry Potter, The Di Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Sylvia Browne, John Saul, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Eragon Series, many many more....I really am a bookworm!

Heroes:

My Beloved Nan, for raising me and shaping me into the man that I am today...without her I would be nothing. My son Ronnie, because God brought him into my life to teach me the true meaning of strength, courage, and integrity. And my daughter Briannin ~ her outgoing personality has brought me many smiles and laughter, and has taught me much in the art of patience.

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new job

Pretty happy, I just got hired by Consolidated working in Message Center...I am going to be an operator working for the answering services for doctors, insurance companies, EIU, funeral homes, etc.&nb...
Posted by Single Dad on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

They moved her!!

The dirty bastards exhumed my grandmother and reinterred her without notifying anyone in our family! Imagine the horror we experienced when we went as a family last Sat to pay Christmas respects...
Posted by Single Dad on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

some people......(sigh)

I am getting harassing txt messages on my cell again. Imagine that, right? 4 back to back today. The first one calls me a liar, then the next two are forwarded copies of old txt messages f...
Posted by Single Dad on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

far away

3-8-1, Forever and a Day .hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:http://videzonn.com/videos/n/nickelback/far_away-3.htm l" target='_blank'>FAR AWAY (by Nickelback)Music Video Code provided...
Posted by Single Dad on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST

Moving

Just wanted to let my avid readers know that I am moving to Charleston over Christmas Break. I already have Ronnie registered for school in town; they are checking for an available opening at Jefferso...
Posted by Single Dad on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

If you see her........

If you see him/If you see her by Reba and Brooks & Dunn If you see him, tell him I wish him well.How'm I doing? Well, sometimes it's hard to tell.I still miss him more than ev...
Posted by Single Dad on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

I can't wait, this reunion is going to be a BLAST!

December 29, 2006..........PETTICOAT GANG REUNION!!!! Sounds like the biggest part of the gang is going to be there..........I know I am going to be. Some of these guys I haven't spoken wi...
Posted by Single Dad on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

I stole this from Becky, because it is SOOO true!

These are some really good things to think about. 1. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 2. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doe...
Posted by Single Dad on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST

Lyrics

Its All Coming Back To Me Now, by Celine Dion If I kiss you like this And if you whisper like that It was lost long ago But it's all coming back to me If you want ...
Posted by Single Dad on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST

80%

Your Power Level is: 80%..http://images.blogthings.com/howpowerfulareyouquiz/powe r-4.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within....
Posted by Single Dad on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST