Jakboiee - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You probably don't really want to know. I don't like people that lack commonsense. I have a huge ego. I'm one of the best friends you'll ever have. I'm crisp.
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God

90%

A Slave To BDSM

88%

A Romantic

58%

Virgin

45%
How are you in bed
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My Interests

Metal, firearms, zombie war, cars, females...stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

...you tell me.

Music:

Metal...most kinds. Classical. Metallica, Manowar, Gwar, Motley Crue, Dissection, Slayer, Megadeth, Blind Gaurdian, Demons & Wizards, Bloated River Corpse, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Misfits...Plus many many more.

Movies:

Falling Down, Unforgiven, Collateral, Man on Fire, Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (90's remake), Payback, Montey Python stuff, Time Bandits, Constantine, Porn.

Television:

Star Trek (in general), Farscape, CSI (I didn't want to like it), X-Files, Adult Swim, most cartoons, AOTS.

Books:

Dark Tower series, Art of war, Satisfaction: The art of the female orgasm, Home Brewing Vol. 1...
How evil are you?
How to make a Jakboiee
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
5 parts courage
5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Heroes:

My ego is too big to have a hero... However, if you want the job send me your resume, with refrences.

My Blog

Hmmm

Why does Target have Misfits shirts? I don't know how I feel about this.
Posted by Jakboiee on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

Funny or at least I think so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElD6A03hDwI Good stuff.
Posted by Jakboiee on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST

Kitchen.

Sweet, too bad I just bought kitchen knives... http://www.overstock.com/?page=proframe&prod_id=1745882
Posted by Jakboiee on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:58:00 PST

Die.

Blah Blah Blah
Posted by Jakboiee on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

Hard Bodies 2

Why is there an 80's nudie movie, that I would have stayed up till 3AM to see when I was 12, on at 2PM on a Friday? The pure unadulterated 80's-ness makes it hard to focus on all the boobs. Not ...
Posted by Jakboiee on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

For all my wisdom I still bleed.

For all my wisdom I still bleed.
Posted by Jakboiee on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:46:00 PST

Hey ass hole.

I'm tired of people being selfish. Stop being selfish or fuck off.
Posted by Jakboiee on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:56:00 PST

Mixed feelings.

I have 3 friends now, I feel special. I'm up to 5 blogs, I feel dumb.
Posted by Jakboiee on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:04:00 PST

How many is too many?

I realize I have at least 3 blogs, is this too many? Should I post the same stuff in all of them or post different things in each one. Does it really matter? Who is really going to b...
Posted by Jakboiee on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST

Blogs

What is the point of a blog? I can't post my deepest feelings and the stuff I can post I could just as easily call my friends up and tell them. I guess a blog is a way of saying things to ...
Posted by Jakboiee on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:12:00 PST