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The Ryan Burkhart

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I Love Living life to the fullest and trying to still do what is right in the Lord. I Love my family both of my parents are ministers at my church and They are both Great. My Dad is a Christian Humorist and my Mom was just goofy enough to actually marry him. It's weird because they're only a year apart in age and My mom doesn't even look like shes in her 30s yet and my Dad looks like hes in his 60s hehee. My sister is a Cheerleader and I'm really proud of everything she has achieved. I'm a little bit of a rebel I like being the fun at parties. I really love hanging out with friends. I'm attending San Jac South and I love it. Its Stage is a terrific site Its really sexy. I Love the Theatre and I love acting. and I hate East Texas thats pretty much it.
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Name: The Ryan Burkhart
Birthday: 7/7/87
Birthplace: St. Louis MO
Current Location: Houston
Eye Color: DK Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 70 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: outdated
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: not making contradictions
Your Fears: Carnies, circusfolk and nomads
Your Perfect Pizza: I love all pizzas but not equally
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a Smile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sleep why Oh God Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: Is charm physical?
Your Bedtime: What are we 8yrs old?
Your Most Missed Memory: Right nw its of All of the rehearsals for Little WhoreHouse
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Either I like both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: IDK
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both really
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: I think so
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: yeah when I meet the right Lady
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope I Love Boats
Do you think you are Attractive: I think so
Are you a Health Freak: only when it comes to my teeth
Do you get along with your Parents: incredibly well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes but not hen they ruin plans like bbqs
Do you play an Instrument: use to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not by myself
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not recently
In the past month have you been on Stage: Oh Hell Yeah
In the past month have you had a girlfriend: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: probly
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: In a Blaze of FuKN GLORY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A strong Family Man
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Australia, Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It isn't what you
Favourite Hair Color: look like but
Short or Long Hair: what you like
Height: to do. And what you laugh at.
Weight: What movies you watch I'm more into personality.
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits you
2 Number of CDs I own: Idk
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I just try not to think of them as regrets but things that helped me turn into the person I am and even closer to the person you want to be.
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Movies:

Mary Poppins, Arthur, PUMP UP The VOLUME, The Princess Bride, Johnny Dangerously, Life Stinks, Space Balls, The Producers, Caddy Shack, The Shakiest Gun in the West, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels(I got to see the musical in NYC and it was equally hilarious), The Man With Two Brains, Little Shop of Horrors, The Blues Brothers, Wayne’s World, CLUE, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Who framed Roger Rabbit, Eight Days, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Clerks, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back(Kevin Smith is a genius), The Harry Potter movies, Pinocchio, Weekend At Bernie’s 1,2, The DREAM TEAM, Finding Forester, Jury Duty, Real Genius, Top Secret, The Ringer, Aladdin, All of the Die Hard movies, , In the Army Now, The Last Action Hero, Rudy, Ocean’s Eleven, Popeye(with Robin Williams), The Aristocats, Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, Pulp Fiction, Robin Hood, Dead Man on Campus, Man In The Iron Mask, The Newsies, Rush Hour, Bedazzled, Evolution, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, GhostBusters, Hot Shots 1,2, Back To School(Rodney Dangerfield is Brilliant), Rover Dangerfield(admit it He is Brilliant), The Rocky HORROR Picture SHOW, The Secret To My Success, Pitch Black,Top Gun, Man of The House(The old one with Chevy Chase not the new one with Tommy Lee Jones, not that I don’t like Tommy Lee Jones acting I just didn’t care for the movie that much), The Skulls, The Sandlot, Moulin Rouge, Fantasia, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Little Giants, Me, Myself, and Irene, Mr. and Mrs Smith, Phenomenon, Hackers, Being John Malkovich, The Goonies, American History X, Armed and Dangerous, Death To Smoochie, CRASH, The Usual Suspects, Sin City, Domino, Forest Gump, The Crucible, The Mask, Twiins, The Man Who Knew To Little, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Almost Heroes, Much Ado About Nothing, Son In Law, BIOdome, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, I Heart Huckabees, , Snatch, Harold & Kumar, The Wedding Crashers, Van Wilder, Elizabethtown, Failure to Launch, Walk the Line, Quills, The Matrix, , Almost Famous, Joe’s Apartment, SE7EN, Fight Club, High Fidelity, All of The National Lampoons, All of The Broken Lizard’s, All of The Austin Power’s, All of the Revenge of the Nerd’s, and Don't Be A Menace In South Central While Drinkin Your Juice In The Hood

Heroes:

My parents who inspire me daily. If it wasn't for my dad being the persistent boy that he was chasin my mom I wouldn't be here today. I'd also like to thank my mom who ran out of energy and stopped running away from him I love you both. thank you

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness || 10% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence ||||||||||||...
Posted by The Ryan Burkhart on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

All Good Things.... Shall be missed

               The One Thing That I spent almost Every waking Hour working on with Some of the Greatest People is now over and at first it felt nice to relax bu...
Posted by The Ryan Burkhart on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

Eddie Murphy just Loves being FAT

Honestly with The Nutty Professor movies and Norbit Proves that Eddie Murphy Loves Being Fat, But Martin Lawrence loves being fat ALSO. Martin has both of the Big Mamas House but he doesn't have SHIT ...
Posted by The Ryan Burkhart on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

I'm Jealous of Frogs because they're always green and I cant get green when I'm envious of them

Wow I have a place to stay that isn't far from School and I'm currently looking for a place to work My roomate offered me a Job with Him but I'm not all too thrilled about working at a fast Food place...
Posted by The Ryan Burkhart on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

GOOD ByE jacksonville.

I have finally come clean with my parents that all was lost for me in jacksonville. They knew that I had been feeling depressed but not the FULL extent of it. I'm back at home and feeling A LOT better...
Posted by The Ryan Burkhart on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST