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The Coryologist

All I know is that to me, You look like you’re lots of fun, Open up your loving arms, Watch out, h

About Me

I graduated from Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville (SIUE) for Computer Management and Information Systems (CMIS). You'll find that nearly everything I'm involved in has an acronym for it :)

So I used to work for Shop n Save (SNS), but now I work for Metro East Industries, Inc. (MEI). It's a railcar repair shop, and I have an office job ordering in parts. Advice to anyone who thinks about working at SNS -- don't.

I listen to different kinds of music, ranging from rap to techno to metal to classic rock. I don't like country -- but due to dating, I've grown tolerable of it :)


I like to play paint ball, snowboard, workout, play games, and other shit. I'm also a dork and play an .. strategy game called Shadowmere. Check it out if you're ever bored.
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My man boobs were recently named, thanks to Mandy. They shall now be known as Hoot and Alejandro. I think Hoot is on my left...

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My Interests


You are a
Social Liberal
(73% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test Taurus

You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Cory, you are Left-brained Most left-brained people like you feel at ease in situations requiring verbal ability, attention to detail, and linear, analytical ability. Whether you know it or not, you are a much stronger written communicator than many, able to get your ideas across better than others.

It's also likely that you are methodical and efficient at many things that you do. You could also be good at math, particularly algebra, which is based on very strict rules that make sense to your logical mind.

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, the Hero of Heroes and the Pimp of Pimps!
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Music:

The Lyrics to my Profile Song: Dashboard, by Modest Mouse

Well, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Oh, the dashboard melted
But we still have the radio

Oh, it should've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Well, you told me about nowhere
Well, it sounds like someplace I'd like to go

Oh, it could've been, should've been
Worse than you would ever know
Well, the windshield was broken
But I love the fresh air, y'know
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)

Oh, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
Oh, we talked about nothing
Which was more than I wanted you to know

Now here we go!

Oh, it would've been, could've been
Worse than it had even gone
Well, the car was on blocks
But I was already where I want
(It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good)

Why should we ever even
Ever really even get to know
(It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good)
Oh if the world don't like us
It'll shake us just like we were a cold

Now here we go!

Well, we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it
We've yet to crash, but we still might as well tow it
Standing at a light switch to each east and west horizon
Every dawn you're surprising
And the evening was consoling
Saying, "See, it wasn't quite as bad as"
Well, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know

I was patiently erasing and recording the wrong episodes
After you had proved my point wrong
It wasn't like I'd let it go
I just wanted to catch the last laugh of this show

Yeah, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio
(The dashboard melted, but we ran it good, we ran it good)

Hard-wired to concieve, so much we'd have to stow it
Even needs have needs, tiny giants made of tinier giants
Don't wear eyelids so I don't miss the last laugh of this show
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)

Oh, we could've been, should've been
Worse than you would ever know
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
Well, you told me about nowhere
Well, it sounds like someplace I'd like to go

Now here we go!

Well, we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it
We've yet to crash, but we still might as well tow it
Standing at a light switch to each east and west horizon
Every dawn you're surprising
And the evening was consoling
Saying, "See, it wasn't quite as bad as"

Oh it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know

My Blog

Closed-Minded Hypocrites

This is another one of my rants.  I have to admit here at the beginning, that I am VERY angry.  Not at any particular person, but the people in general that I am about to describe.The people...
Posted by The Coryologist on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

Contemplating Life: A Different Definition of God

I've noticed some things since I last wrote my rant on contemplating life.  I've also changed my perspective on many different subjects as well.  Part of it is due to the experiences I have ...
Posted by The Coryologist on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by The Coryologist on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

Wrote a new song

Well, I was bored in class Monday, so I took that time to go ahead and write some lyrics.  This song is meant to be sung, though I'm not much of a singer, I think that I could pull it off ;) ...
Posted by The Coryologist on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Koala Joke

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey  Koala !  what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and hav...
Posted by The Coryologist on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Olbermann blasts Bush and Fox News

Olbermann blasts Bush and Fox News The nation's freedoms are under assault by an administration whose policies can do us as much damage as Al-Qaeda; the nation's "marketplace of ideas" is being poiso...
Posted by The Coryologist on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST

Contemplating Life

Have you ever wondered if we are here for a purpose? Normally a question like that would come from someone who has a"spiritual" background.  As if they believe in God or some other higherpower. I...
Posted by The Coryologist on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

Friends?

Well, I'm slowly figuring out what real friends are.It seems that a lot of people will claim to be your friend.  Hell, I claim to be a lot of people's friend.  However, these "friends" are o...
Posted by The Coryologist on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:06:00 PST

Life...

It seems that my life goes through different phases...One minute I will be on top of the world, the next minute I'm trying to dig myself out of a hole... Is there any point in time that this teeter-to...
Posted by The Coryologist on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:40:00 PST

Happy? Birthday

No tradition would be complete if it wasn't carried through the years...Something bad always happens on my birthday, and this one was of course no different.I dropped my laptop and broke the screen.&n...
Posted by The Coryologist on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:07:00 PST