Brian

I once was told that I resemble Jabba the Hut... In a g-string. I like slow walks up really really really big hills covered in rocks. The first time I saw boobies, I fainted and then wet myself. I found a rock when I was little and if you hold it just correctly, it looks like a sock with snowflakes on it! I am obsessed with POGS!!!! I have the best "Slammer" in the world.!. I live in a small town with my grandma who is confined to a wheel chair and has a daily memory dump... along with a couple other kinds of dumps in her chair.... that I end up having to clean!!!!! She forgets everything about the last 24 hours everyday at 5:49 PM Sometimes we play tricks on her and drive her up to a giant cliff at 5:45 PM. We put a sign in her hands that reads " I hate my life, I married for money, and I once dropped my grandchild down a flight of stairs...". It's the best when she comes through at 5:50 PM and sees the sign in her hands and swears up and down to me that she never dropped me and all this stuff... Geeez, It sure is swell messing with granny!!! Haha I created my profile with A heart-shaped Jello mold and Marble Cake