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Chris

You need to calm down.

About Me

I am a Robot. Bender is my hero. You can generally hear me quoting him "bite my shiny metal ass", and/or I may say something like "I stab people for less than that" and that's because I am a non-lethal assassin. Seriously. So don't get on my bad side.. because I will stab you... probably in the face.Anyhow, that being said. I'm residing in Calgary Alberta, Canada. I just got laid off... again... so much for the all mighty Calgary economy.. sigh.I'm in the process of starting another business, its called iHateSpam.ca . I provide "Corporate Spam Protection utilizing Industry Leading Spam Removal Technology".You can also find more of a "blog" like site of mine over at my home page , and also a photo gallery .

My Interests

Hacking the planet. Non-lethal stabbing of people in the face.

I'd like to meet:

Things I can eat.

Music:

Rahill, Brite-Vu, Prepboy

Movies:

Debbie does Dallas 8

Television:

Futurama, Stargate Atlantis, Grey's Anatomy, Firefly (old), Dark Angel, Debbie does Dallas the series.

Books:

I'm to lazy.

Heroes:

Your mom.