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Thanksgiving?

So I'm thinking about Thanksgiving as a holiday and why we celebrate a day that the Puritans lead by William Bradford slaughtered the Indians.  The Puritans were a bunch of nut jobs that connecte...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:52:00 PST

At what age do we offically "grow up?"

As I sit here looking around my room thinking about juggling (honestly juggling) I peruse my room and see a sleeve of tennis balls and think about how great my balls would look being hit back-and...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

The Semicolon

The semicolon may not be an issue for most but I think it is the least understood and probably the most incorrectly or underutilized form of punctuation. In order to use the semicolon, you h...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

PB&J...

...why is it that when you eat a PB&J it's always better when someone else makes it?  That sandwich you made could have been the best damn sandwich ever made and could have (if give the oppor...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

Snake in the Yard...

...Ok so I'm awakened by Kevin shouting "Matt come out here and check this out (I was asleep so I think that was his exact words)".  Since I've known Kevin so long I could tell this wasn't some B...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:25:00 PST

What a Great Year!

This past year has been phenomenal!  To some it may seem tragic, to others it may seem like your ideal year.  The whole reason I'm writing today is because I found out that I did in fact pas...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

My Favorite Watch...

...has been broken for about two years now.  Sounds like a tragedy right?  Well, I'm thinking about my watch and how it relates to intimate relationships.  We all expect precision which...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

It's Here...

...Pool Season!   We officially kicked off the 2007 pool season yesterday, Saturday, April 21st at 1:18 p.m.  Although this is not my first date with the sun th...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST

Sometimes I just need to be quiet!

This morning I got up early so I could go get my van since I was a good boy last night and took a cab home.  Now, I intended on taking my blue cruiser (bicycle) but since the tires are flat I had...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

Cuticle Cutters

So, I like to keep my nails looking good and what I thought was a "great" cuticle cutter I purchased in the last year has really let me down.  You know those little flip things on both ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST