"The harder thing to do in life and the right thing to do in life are usually the same thing."
"DO TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO TO YOU!!!!"
"Live each day like its your first...
Love each day like its your last!!!"
Things to do...
**Playing Texas Holdem'!!!
**Watching the Red Sox and Patriots!!!
**Doing anything that involves the outdoors!!!
**Having fun with friends!!!
**Playing in the Miami co-ed softball league...
GO STEAGLES!!!
**Working with the right people!!!
**Making a difference!!!
**Living life to it's fullest!!!
**Being happy with myself...
where I'm at...
where I'm headed...
and who I am!!!
Finally!!!!!!
!!!GO PATS!!!
!!!!!!!The Man!!!!!!!
!!!!The Dynasty!!!!
!!!!!!!SHWING!!!!!!!
Anyone who I have lost touch with over the years!!! I'm sorry for the friends and family that I have neglected over the past years. Life has it's twists and turns, up and downs ... somewhere along the way I might have forgotten or have become caught up in the moment of life's fast pace. For that I am sorry and ask you for your forgiveness! Sometimes we forget that we have traveled down separate roads and we need not forget those who have enhanced our lives along that path.
I like EVERYTHING except for country!!!
Pearl Jam
Guns 'n Butter
Godsmack
Nirvana
Tool
Mudvayne
Chevelle
Alice in Chains
Candlebox
Disturbed
STP
Bush
Silverchair
Creed
311
Primus
Snoop D-O Double G
50 Cent
Kanya
Em
Jay Z
The Roots
Twista
Nappy Roots...
are just a few of my favorite things.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
Wedding Crashers
Sin City
Luck # Sleven
V for Vendetta
Boone Dock Saints
Old School
Super Trooper
Jay & Silent Bob
White Castle
Kill Bill I/II
Donnie Darko
anything w/ Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey, Vince Vaughn or Chris Farley
Fear and Loathing...
you get the picture.
No one makes me bleed my own blood!
Oh, Lois, you are so full of (BEEP)! WHAT?! Now I can't say (BEEP) in my own (BEEP)ing house?! Great, Lois. Just (BEEP)in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at (BEEP) my (BEEP) or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP)Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket. That is the best!
Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!
~Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!
*You bet your smurf it was!
~Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette.
*Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me.
~Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?
*Oh, yeah.
~That's freakin' smurf!
*You betcha.
~Freakin' smurf.
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Oh no...I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
I've been reading A LOT since I came down here, including the following books:
"Undoing Depression"
"Catcher in the Rye"
"The Piano Player"
"Mere Christianity"
"Angles and Demons"
"The DiVinci Code"
"State of Fear"
Basically I need anything that makes me want to read more!
"I am certain that there are too many certainties in the world today!"
My MOTHER & FATHER and Big Sis & Bro-in-Law!!!!
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."