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Simon

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About Me

I'm an african tornado squirral dating back from the early jurassic period. I enjoy snowboarding, music, drinking, and socialising in the wonderful city that is Manchester. I have blonde hair, blue eyes and 1 soft bushy tail, which i treat weekly with head and shoulders anti dandruff shampoo. Tail dandruff is very common, and in some countries can be lethal. It's not easy being a dimented squirrel. MyGen Profile Generator ..

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman lookalikes, Dangermouse, Tigra from Thundercats, the wrestler "The Repo Man" so I could get him to re-posses all of Phil's stuff, Neil Flynn - aka the Janitor from Scrubs..!

Music:

Favourite music at the mo is Kings of Leon, One Republic, Its Like Love, Justice, James Zabiela, Shins

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lucky Number S7evin, American Psycho, Anchorman, Blades Of Glory, Dodgeball, The Big Lebowski, The Prestige, Borat.

Television:

Lost, Family Guy, Prison break, The Simpsons, Entourage, Scrubs, Peep Show, Extras, The Day Today, Brass Eye

Books:

The Stand, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Less than zero, American psycho, Lord of the flies, Lord of the Rings

Heroes:

The Janitor, Morgan freeman, patrik the squirrel, Dangermouse and Penfold, all of the Thundercats including Snarf, Michaelangilo from teenage mutant ninja turtles, Timone, Ghandi ..