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About Me

I'm short. I'm bald. I'm unhealthy. I can't have kids. I'm not really good looking or well hung... I know our government is corrupt and I owe them money.
So why am I so happy???

I like to study religion just so I can argue with people who believe in it.
I like to watch the news and yell at my TV.
I like to put birdseed in the back yard and watch my dogs chase the birds.
I like to turn the heat on high and open all the windows.
I like 3 day old coffee.
I like to get drunk and ride my electric scooter (thanks Terry...).
I like cheese.

Oh, and here's some of my work...

On a side note... ET never made it home.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Monkeys... Not the band, the furry little critters. All of them.
All Hail ED YOUTH!

My Blog

What I Like...

BoobsCheeseBeerjus' sayin...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Its a MUCH better world (an its got nothin ta do wit da Pres)

66 years ago, the sky's went dark, the animals hid and the ground began to shake.  An explosion from the depths of the earth blew a acrid cloud of dust into the air, choking everything in a 30 ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:27:00 GMT

Caring SUCKS... (right?)

Have ya ever noticed I only write on here when I'm upset or fucked up about something?Do you think this is... in a way, therapy for me?Or do you think this is just a way I can spew all my nastiness...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:55:00 GMT

Reply to a HRC supporter on not voting...

Original Message:"(With Hillary out of the running) by 'on the fence' I meant I just don't care anymore. It all started out pretty cool and hopeful and now it's not exciting in the least, or hopeful...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:11:00 GMT

Deal with the Devil?

Life is once again in one of those upswings.I look around and wonder how it is everything worked out so well for me and how I can possibly be so happy.I was sitting on the porch this weekend with my o...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:16:00 GMT

Born of Violence

    Before I was born, my father beat my pregnant mother to a point where I had to be fed through a tube for the first 3 months of life. By the time I was 2, my father had already broken my ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Gotta Run

  Ever get that feeling like your running in circles?  Like no matter what you do it feels like you're right back where you started... regardless of all the effort you just put in?  All...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:27:00 GMT

Did you know I left?

  Depression is a funny thing.  When you see it from the outside, it's most often really obvious...  "Man, is That guy depressed".  But from the inside, it's a bit harder to see. &...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:33:00 GMT

A week in the life of a goofy Monkey-Boy

Many people wonder (often out loud) how I manage to function on a day to day basis. I usually don't know what year it is, much less the month or day of the week. I book European vacations forgetting I...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Phenix

OK. So no one has ever asked my to write a blog for them before... But here goes.     Like a phoenix from the ashes, I shall rise.Reborn in the beauty and splendor of life as can only b...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:00:00 GMT