You found me!!! Guess Id better make a good impression! My rule of thumb for that is, use good words and MEAN them! The chicks dig it. You know, that whole honesty thing? Anyhow, my name is David and Im a weird guy. That word is used so much but is so commonly not really true. See, I am a world of contradiction I am loud and obnoxious, I like to be seen and I do what it takes to be heard but at the same time, I like nothing better than to sit quietly (as quietly as I can) and listen to what someone has to say. Then theres My maturity level, when I can get away with it, Im like a little kid, I goof around, laugh out loud, say stupid things, and dont let something like the world get me down. When there is a need for it, or someone is upset, I shift from loud wild me to calm, collected, and focused me. When Im like this, I tend to shock people with the depth that I can go into and how well I can understand a situation. The ability to move between those two mind sets I have discovered makes me unbelievably good with kids which is good because nothing warms my heart like a conversation with a five year old. Some day, I plan on having some kids of my own but Im in nooooo rush to settle down and start a family!!! Right now I want to have fun, experiment with different relationships, have wild unrefined monkey sex, and figure out what kind of career I want to devote myself to. Damn, how did this thing get this long?? Oh yeah, because I have allot to say. Thats about as good as I can do on that impression. I guess Ill just have to see if this kind of honesty is appreciated. Until then, Im going to gun down some zombies in a mindless videogame!
the Provacateur
(61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 76% on darkness
You scored higher than 29% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 57% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
