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Ed

About Me

I'm Ed. I'm a writer http://www.lulu.com/content/245676 pretending to be a chemist. To date I have one novella and one short story, one short script and one poem actually finished. Aside from that, I study chemistry at Reading Uni, where I also do 20th century European Literature in Translation. I am known widely for my moral flexibility, obscure taste and eccentricities. I am not emo, even though I am on Myspace. I play a lot of hockey, I'm drunk a lot of the time, usually with my port-toting full back Simon in tow and a bottle of white wine in my hand. I like Star Wars, Ska, post-apocolyptic fiction and zombie films. And breasts, lots of breasts.* Oh, and jokes that no-one gets. Remember, a joke is only funny if you are the only one laughing. And remember, spoon fighting hurts.*Just for clarification, I like the standard compliment of two breasts per woman, not one woman with many breasts. I think it's important to make that clear from the outset.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to take responsibility. And The One. And no, not in a Matrix kinda way...

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My Blog

Poem

Well, I have this forum: why not use it? Imagining of My Future Life Imagine, all the time, like I do,A World without people, except you,Every shadow a dead face,Another photo in its place.I always th...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:05:00 GMT

Dreaming Of It

I wrote this, far too long ago, if one is honest.  Ignore Emo overtones: this was before that, and at a time when men were kind, and their voices soft and their words inviting.  Dreaming Of...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:03:00 GMT

Lyrical Content

Today, whilst a strolling through Crayford's verdant greens(sic) whilst listening to some fine musical tunage, I happened upon this un-discovered gem from My Fair Lady and feel it fits well with the r...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:23:00 GMT

Chapter One

Oddly, I've decided to give you philistines out there in myspace world a taste of my writing.  Enjoy, comment and junk. Chapter One There are few locations that make a writer as happy as somewher...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:09:00 GMT

There's a time for dips, Daisy, and this isn't it!

My sister is having a barbeque today.  It is her, her boyfriend, two of her friends, and their long term partners.  I am prompted to think of nothing else, but the housewarming episode of Sp...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:50:00 GMT

A-Z that I horked off Stu.

A - Available?: Always and in everyway :) A - Age: 19A - Annoyance: Bruises :(B - Best Friends?: Rory B - Bar: Rat, Wrong Un, Pavs, UpinB - Birthday?: 16th October C - Cr...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:32:00 GMT