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About Me

I am a grumpy little sod.
I enjoy mojitos.
I do not enjoy dealing with idiots.
I have too many sneakers.
I don't have enough tattoos.
I find politics the most tragicomic subject on this Earth.
I am past caring about most of my problems.
I have met the best person in the world:

I made this:

...and this:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



My Blog

Amazing.

From The Manchester Evening News:A lottery scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it. The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shop...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:13:00 GMT

Genius

Now, I normally am no fan of R&B, but: Fuck me running, this is brilliant.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Celebrity news...

...can fuck right off.I am sick to my back teeth of celebrities being considered the most important thing in the world.The other day, CNN's top story was Britney Spears losing her kids.WHAT THE FUCK?!...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Suck.

My first blog for donkey's years... and it's not a happy one.The most fun place that I have ever worked, ever (sorry, Dogfish, but you can't compete with booze) is going to close in March.Yes, I bear ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Why is Americas youth so fucked up?

...oh, I don't know - do you think it might be because their parents take them to see R-rated horror movies before they can talk properly?Tonight, Cynthia, Enrico and I went to a preview screening of ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:28:00 GMT

Well, you ballsed that one up...

I was watching CNN yesterday morning and they were showing President Bush making a speech to a group of veterans.Despite his usual 'teacher explaining something to a very small child' delivery, I was ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:30:00 GMT

Musings on America... street numbers

Another thing that always freaks me out in the US is the street numbers. In the UK, you rarely get a street so long that the house numbers get above 1000. Here in Yank-land, they go crazy. Yesterday a...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:26:00 GMT

Coastal path

Today, I shall be walking the SF Coastal Trail for a lark, having spent most of yesterday on the saddle of my bike.Should be fun times. I really like having all this on my doorstep.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:34:00 GMT

Musing on America... Rodeo Poker

'It never crossed my mind at that time that there would be any danger involved...'Really? You sat down in a pen into which a half-ton of severely pissed-off bull was about to be released and...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:59:00 GMT

I want to ride my bicycle...

7 hours in the saddle is not good for the butt.However, Sausalito was pretty damned beautiful, so it was worth it:Also, go to a DVD store and rent 'Gerry' if you've never seen it before. It's an exper...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:19:00 GMT