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Brown Sauce

About Me

Formed through love of English fanfare and crumpets in March 2005, Brown Sauce have both warmed and scolded the East End of London along with Camden, New York and Glastonbury. Here is an an extract from a review by 'English Cats and Clowns Monthly' -------------------------------------"It made the cats cry and the clowns jump but what it did to me, Sir Reginald Ring of Biscuits, is another matter. These boys can play for sure. My mother once told me as she thrashed me at tiddly winks,------ " you'll never go wrong if you pour the sacred Brown Sauce on everything my dear reg."------ Well many girlfriends, pets, penny farthings, and winklepickers later i've realised what dear old mother meant...... Pour this delightful music on yourself and others dear friends. Mother's watching. Bingo."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/01/2006
Band Website: www.brownsauce.biz
Band Members: Laverne- It's lonely sometimes.
Influences: Ian Dury, Free, Queens of the Stone Age, Chas and Dave, Rag and Bone Men, Morris Dancing, Terry Thomas, White Dog Poo, Disobeying Doctors, The Young Ones, Black Sabbath, The Stooges, Mr Ben, Blahblahblahblah
Sounds Like: Brown Sauce
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

LOVE

Oh Parlophone why don't you phone? Majos. r labels fabels are on the tables and destruction is on the cards. There's wolves at the door and i'm excited to store the lack of amour between lovers. I'm g...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:19:00 GMT

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Love oh Lov.e oh zzzzzzzz Love . Such a tortured trail. A habit of all habits. Will you be mine, so selfish most of the time. Crazy and harsh like an essex girls dance. Of  groove and no sub...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:00:00 GMT

Goege Michael

I won't let you down. Gusto oh gusto. i musto smoko. ````` My lady is as sensuous as pussycats, all preened, pouting and full of mystery. Who's Alfie..? The common ground amongst citizens are changing...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:40:00 GMT

The cowboys are coming

It's late and i like it. The cowboys are everywhere but i, as an Indian can straddle a halal beast with the rest and believe that we're scrambling away. The days are short. All else is longer than exp...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:32:00 GMT

leos photos

most of the photos up here are taken by leo myspace.com/leobigvern www.flickr.com/photos/andrewleo/
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:42:00 GMT

video killed the sadyio star

I've just got a mini dv movie camera off ebay.. I'm making a film of the sheila the boat mission and then probably loads of weird ones of myself in certain dramatic and sordid situations pla...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 17:09:00 GMT

Kenny Ball Is At The Helm

Kenny Ball is on the helm with a ching bing bottle of gin at his bedside and Nurse Diane feeding him ice thats nice. 'No man is an island' said Kenny' But we all know ice is just frozen water my sweet...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:24:00 GMT

Petals and Hell

How many trainers and shoes does it take to go to Costa Rica? Too many i fear. I tried my supreme hardest with the eqipment that i had.;; 1. Red Cuban Heels 2.Green Brogues. 3.Multi sorts of Con...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 15:27:00 GMT

Glum

If you're feeling glum, put your finger up your bum. If you're feeling blue, put your finger in some poo. It doesn't actually solve the melancholly feelings within but it'll certainly take the mind aw...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:09:00 GMT

Jesus and the acorn

Cry? I almost shit. Whilst walking with one arm in my trousers i had a vision.. A vision of Jesus and I, shirtless and arm-wrestling for prizes and points. It was a draw as my breath became far too mu...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:33:00 GMT