THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLUES TRASH CHURCH
RULE 1. IS THAT THERE ARE NO RULES
RULE 2. IF YOU PLAY A LIVE SHOW, GIVE EVEYTHING MAY IT'S YOUR LAST ONE, SING AND PLAY THE HEART AND SOUL OUT OF YOUR LUNGS AND FINGERS TILL YOU KOLLAPS
RULE 3. DRINK BEER DON'T SNIFF SISSY WANNA BE SUPERSTAR SNOW
RULE 4. WHILE BEEING ON THE ROAD, SLEEP AND KEEP IN MIND the tour is the place to eat for free and try all those different things from all the different countries, schnitzels from augsburg, schweins medallions AND ten thousand different knoedels from austria, rehpfeffer from the deep south of germany, churrascaria BRASIL, excellent teas from london, aswell as good beers from a thousand places (SAY NO !! TO BECKS, BUD HEINEKEN ETC.), the stomach is as primitive as it gets, its even conected to the penis!
RULE 5. IN THE RECORDING STUDIO ONLY USE A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR A ALBUM,OR DO IT YOURSELF INVITE SOME FRIENDS WITH OBSKURE INSTRUMENTS AND RECORD THEM THAT DOES NOT COST TO MUCH... WITH THE REST OF THE MONEY GO TO THE NEXT SHOPING CENTER AND BUY SOMETHING ROCKIN AND GOOD FOR YOUR FAMILY
RULE 6. ALLWAYS HAVE A GUITAR AROUND , LOOK INTO YOUR OWN LIVE AND THE LIVE FROM YOUR FRIENDS THEN WRITE OR RECORD SONGS
RULE 7. IF YOU AIN'T HAVE IDEAS ANYMORE DO NOT COPY FROM OTHERS GIVE YOUR SELF TIME ,WRITE WRITE, WRITE AND WRITE MORE AND WORK ON IT
RULE 8. SAY ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY ,ALSO WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO HEAR IT IF YOU THINK LATER 'AW WHAT CRAP I WAS SINGING' SAY I DON'T CARE THIS WAS THE PAST NOW WE LIVE IN THE PRESENT AND LISTEN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY NOW... YOU ARE NOT A POLITICIAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO LICK ASSES
RULE 9. DON'T BELIEVE THE HIPE, SOMETIMES THY SAY 'THIS IS THE THING !! SOMETIMES THEY SAY 'THIS IS MUSIC FROM THE PAS AND BORING' ALL TO THE SAME MUSIC.. DON'T LET YOURSELF IRRITATE YUST GO YOUR WAY
RULE 10. DON'T USE THOSE RULES IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
From www.voodoorhythm.com , Switzerland. (Not my spelling)
