vance

dont piss in my pocket and tell me its raining

About Me

-2005 Toyota Tundra
-makin mothafuckahs do backflips
-thinkin of Paloma
-Bud Lite
-Carlos Rossi
-Niggas With mothafuckin Attitude
-i'll shit on yo chest (inside joke bitches)
-hold mah pocket and bring me a sandwiche too nigga

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girl thats all about me. whooptie woop

Television:

Entourage
Curb Your Enthusiam
Bad Boys of Comedy
Blue Collar Tv

Heroes:

my mom and dad