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tomoisfit.

Moo. I'm a Pirate

About Me

My name is Jon, i get drunk walk home from stupidly far away places with ben the lego man and usualy end up killing some kind of animal, i ride a bike (a black one) over trees and shit... actual shit. i like rum, i like it that much i have made a song about it. i like music, processed cheese slices and setting things on fire... oh and sophie i really like sophie, nearly as much as cheese and a little bit more than setting things on fire =] (love you really cheesetits Myspace LayoutsI'll do it when i can be arsed

My Interests

Pirates and finding out why mitch wants to rape things... not people just... things

I'd like to meet:

Willis

Music:

The shrill midnight cries of grazing hippo calf's

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, freddy got fingered, the waterboy, anchor man, billy madison, happy gilmore, 28 weeks later, and the one of your sister sprawled on the bed

Television:

Futurama, Southpark, Mighty Boosh, Family Guy ect.

Books:

are many paper parchments glued together

Heroes:

U-bar man