Welcome to "Late Nights, On Ice," with Jimmie Dean. We've got a great show for you. We've got some wildfires, earthquakes, broken-down cars, misplaced affections, bad sex, bad jokes, overpriced blue jeans, racist cops, cars on fire, televangelists, politicians, drunk sex, mailboxes crammed full of credit card statements, overdrawn checking accounts, empty refridgerators, good intentions, teenage mothers, homosexuals, vegetative states, red states, blue cities, blue lips, black hearts, black lungs, melting polar caps, tsunamis, shootings, stabbings, misunderstandings, porn stores, quagmires, poisoned rivers, toxic fish, fantastic sunsets, sex in cemetaries, killer tornadoes, hurricanes, broken levees, broken bottles, broken records, phil collins, sons of bankers, sons of lawyers, sons of presidents, Steve Martin, improvised explosive devices, clear-cut forests, seinfeld reruns, painters, poets, suicide attempts, casual sex, armies of the undead, full moons, gambling debts, peak oil, mullets, crotches, screenwriters, DJ's, candidates, hailstorms, thunderstorms, landslides, red algae, sugar-free sweeteners, bird flu, mad cows, tipped vending machines, holy crusades, a little turbulance, UFO sightings, animals that attack, and girls that go wild.
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