About Me

I am a conundrum. I live my life through stages and cycles determined by where I am, who I am with, and what I am doing. A fortune teller once revealed that I live my life in the past, instead of in the present. And I agree.The last time I added to this profile, I spent 45 minutes typing up a summation of my complete personality, only to hit 'save changes' and have the computer fail.It makes one not care anymore. But I do have an update.As many of you know, one of my favorite things in the world is to be known as a "regular" wherever I go (usually restaurants or bars make me the happiest)This week, it has happened twice. A girl at Quiznos asked me if I wanted my "usual" and a guy at Baja Fresh said the same thing. Booyah! My good old friend John at the Improv didnt know how happy he made me everytime I would come in and be greeted with, "A smirnoff and a burger, no mayo?"That is all.

My Interests

See my Video Section for my Web Series, ALMOST INFAMOUS, about Mel Gibson creating a therapy group for celebrities to talk about their embarassing moments in the public eye.

Batman Theme Song

Back to the Future Theme Song

Jaws Theme Song

James Bond Theme Song

Superman Theme Song

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Woody Allen, Keifer Sutherland, Ben Folds, Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks, and Cast Members from Monty Python, The State, The Kids in the Hall

Music:

These are groups whose albums I can listen to continuously without skipping any tracks: Weezer (Pre-Green album), Counting Crows, Ben Folds Five (and solo), Bowling for Soup, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Queen, Weird Al, Monty Python, Dashboard Confessional, Blink 182.

Movies:

The Crow and Clerks. Top 2. The more you get to know me, the more you will hear me talk about my brother and I's obsession with the Theatre Box Office. It's kind of sad when I realize how much time and energy we put into how a movie is going to perform on opening weekend. But, as he will back me up, the Summer of 2007 is going to be HUGE!!! (Even though we say that every summer)

Television:

I have never been more obsessed with a tv show than I am with 24. There is, has been, or possibly ever will be a better show on the air...Although, hopes are high for this new Star Wars show. This past season of television, as well as my inclusion of TIVO, has made me a rabid tv watcher. These shows are on my Season Pass, in order. 24. Lost. Heroes. Prison Break. The Office. 30 Rock. Grey's Anatomy. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Daybreak. Family Guy. American Dad. The Simpsons. Saturday Night Live. Wow. Too much free time.

Books:

Count of Monte Cristo. If you only read one book, make it this amazing tale of one man's fight to revenge a lost love. I still have never read a better book than this. I have also chosen to never see any of the 14 adaptations, because SOMEDAY people, I will be Edmond Dantes.

Heroes:

Spawn, Spiderman, Batman, Superman. The biggies.

Andrew

You...are my #1...Guy!