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I'm back in Sacramento. Super pumped.

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My Blog

CANDIRUUUUU!!!!

New story bitches. Awww yeah.   http://thebuttsakk.com/Dickfish.aspx
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 19:30:00 GMT

All These Fish Should be Beaten to Death

New Story up. Also some hate mail. Check it out Y'all.   Story: http://thebuttsakk.com/beatenfish.aspx Hate Mail: http://thebuttsakk.com/hatemail.aspx
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Article on Collegehumor.com

My article about manatees was published on Collegehumor.com. This is a major step for me as collegehumor is the 215th most viewed website in the US!!! A big thanks to everybody who has and continues t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:56:00 GMT

Book reviews for books I didn't read

New Story. It kicks ass. http://thebuttsakk.com/bookrevies.aspx Check it!
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Crabs are Assholes

  I have never met a crab I liked. Except for the dead steamed ones and then only when I am eating them and they are covered with delicious drawn butter. I will be the first to say that they are...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:41:00 GMT

People I am Sick of Hearing About.

Anna Nicole Smith   I don't give a flying fuck about her. Seriously she is some fucking C-list celebrity that died of a drug overdose. Chris Farley, who was a comedic genius, and actually contri...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:32:00 GMT

Dolphins Could Beat Up Your Dad

Dolphins Could Beat Up Your Dad   God  Bless America.  I love dolphins and I feel like I should redeem myself by writing a little bit about the animals that I love. Apparently some of ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:47:00 GMT

Real Men in the Movies


Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:15:00 GMT

If Your in a Gay Porno, Your Gay. Period.

I was watching HBO the other day and one of those horrible "Real Sex" episodes came on, you know the ones with the fat chicks that like to ride around on the backs of little chubby guys that have dild...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:40:00 GMT

The Dumbest Person I Have Ever Met

It's true. I finally found her, in a college class room of all places. I have met a lot of stupid fuckers in my life, but she takes the cake. The moronic whore babble that spews forth from the re...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 15:56:00 GMT