They call me Jesus Pimp, the white devil, the true antichrist, a blasphemous rebel. Because I make my money on the streets selling sin. You want experience baby? I’ve got two millennium. It all started with that little slut Mary Magdalene, but I’ve added many more Dicip-Hos to my stable since then. They’ve been earning fat stacks of cash since I was resurrected. They know they'll always be protected if they've earned funds that need collected. So if you want to be saved, you need to show me some respect. Drop down on your knees and start pleasing me sleazily. Squeezing my balls, you tounge easily teasing me. Increasing you speed and preasure until I reach my peek. Then I’ll baptize your forehead with my mother fucking skeet.
Johns give me bread, my ho's give them something that smell like fish. They do anything you wish, spoon, cuddle, and kiss. They give you hours of bliss, make you feel like prince, and when your done you'll thank GOD for the Jesus Pimp experience.
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