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jonathan morgan

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About Me

It's good to be the king. Ever since infancy, I came out and threw down viciously.In the words of the mighty Kim Jong-Il, "How come everybody else is so fucking stupid? How come there are not more smart people, like me?"Ok, so I have a question for all the liberal hippie athiests out there. If we are all just evolved apes, we have just formed together out of the primortial ooze and it truly is darwinism at its finest, then how come all you of morons have a problem with guys like Ken Lay from Enron??? How come he doesn't get a free pass? If it truly is survival of the fittest, what is wrong with him fleecing his employees and customers to make millions of dollars for himself, after all, that is the natural order of things! It is no different that a lion eating a gazelle on the plains of Africa, he simply made money for his family to help them have a better survival. Do you want to know why smelly hippie liberal douche? Its because we have a fucking conscience, thats why! We can tell right from wrong, we can tell good from bad, we know what evil is and why we don't want to be evil. Morality is proof of god, the ability to feel emotion and to think logically at the same time is proof of God. We are not all just evolved monkey's, ok, maybe Patrick Ewing is. Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

Sports, movies, music, the beach, bars, hanging with friends etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a liberal. Ha just kidding, I don't hate ALL liberals, just the ones who vote.

Music:

Buju Banton, Eek-A-Mouse, Beanie Man, Barrington Levy, Beres Hammond, Bob Marley, Sizzla, Bounty Killer, Prince, Pennywise, 80's music. etc.

Movies:

Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Kingpin, Anchorman, 40 year old virgin, Zoolander, City of God, Dumb and Dumber, Batman Begins, Team America etc. You know....deep, meaningful, soul-fulfilling movies.Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 82% Juggernaut 79% Venom 78% Dr. Doom 76% Dark Phoenix 73% Lex Luthor 69% The Joker 68% Magneto 68% Catwoman 62% Two-Face 59% Kingpin 58% Riddler 55% Green Goblin 55% Mr. Freeze 53% Mystique 47% Poison Ivy 40% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Sopranos, Entourage, the Office, Sons and Daughters, Deadliest Catch, any sports etc.

Books:

Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 90% Hulk 80% Green Lantern 80% Catwoman 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 55% Batman 45% Supergirl 43% Superman 40% Wonder Woman 38% Robin 38% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Heroes:

My Dad and Grandad, george w. bush and ronald reagan and these fine fellows: