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Death to all Cubs fans!!!

I hate you...and didn't you know that Stan Lee hates you too??

About Me

I'm a dork...possibly the biggest dork in the world, japan excluded. I'm the sexiest bald fat guy in the universe. Sometimes when I eat i get this clicking sound in my jaw. I have a double jointed jaw, ladies watch out!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! I wish I had a real lightsaber, I'd kill people.... Take the quiz:
Which vampire from the Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice are you?

Louis de Pointe du Lac
You are Louis de Pointe du Lac. Louis was created by Lestat after he had lost all hope for life and existence and this attracted Lestat. Louis gave in to the choice, and under Lestat became a vampire. But Louis was quickly horrified by what he had become, and soon refused to slay humans, and rather, fed off animals or not at all. He is ravaged hopelessly by grief and sorrow, and always the quest for answers, and the fear that there may be none. He is a miserable vampire, but throughout his life, he finds moments of happiness. Mon Dieu, Louis! Will nothing make you smile?
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Joey Ramone
You are Joey Ramone! Hey, ho, lets go! Yeah, you're a happy little one, aren't you? Joey was dying and yet he did a cover of What A Wonderful World. You can't get more poppy than that. A hero, you are. Oh, he died in 2001 from cancer, poor guy.
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 65% Superman 55% Supergirl 50% Robin 45% Batman 25% Wonder Woman 25% Iron Man 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

Rogue


100%

Iceman


100%

Wolverine


90%

Emma Frost


75%

Gambit


70%

Storm


60%

Jean Grey


45%

Beast


40%

Nightcrawler


40%

Colossus


35%

Cyclops


10%
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My Interests

Java! Java! Java! Playing my guitar writing songs and stories. Hitting up meetings. Video games and other dork interests. movies,music, chicks and comic books.
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I'd like to meet:

people? I dunno.... Bhudda yeah, let's go with him. He's good people. Like dead people? Oh! Jeff Hyman, (that's Joey Ramone for all you uncool people), Kurt Cobain. Yeah. I'd kill to meet Ozzy Ozbourne!! that kick serious ass!! Wait he's not dead....Ummm...ponder, ponder...Hunter S. Thompson...He's Gonzo and dead. Claude Monet. Dave Eggers. Jimmy K. Kevin Smith. Jason Lee. Tommy chong, Cheech Marin. Larry Flint and Hugh Heffner. They RULE! I would really like to meet this girl..Ah...Zelda!

Music:

Good music. Music so good it kicks your ass, BAD! like The Ramones, CKY, The White Stripes, Killswitch Engage, Pantera, Old Metallica,Ben Folds(Five), Sum 41, Alkaline Trio, They Might Be Giants,Brand New, Taking back Sunday, Thursday, Chimara, Devil Driver,Blink 182, Ludo, Bloodhound gang,NERF HERDER!, Dashboard Confessional, In Flames, ACDC, Pink Floyd, Jonny Fucking Cash and a million other bands I can't think of right now...

Movies:

Star Wars!! Great Flicks! Anything by Kevin Smith. Genious. Simply genious!!!

Television:

Family Guy! Adutlt Swim. JackAss!

Books:

'The Tao of Jeet kune Do' By Bruce Lee, 'A heartbreaking work of staggering genious' by David Eggers, 'The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings' bt J.R.R. Tolkien

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Spider-man and the Incredible Hulk...combined!

My Blog

Hopless Romantic

Lost in her eyes. Share a drunken kiss. In the stairwell of the Baymont. Memories will be missed. She's the perfect stranger. Her lips... I have savored everyday. Since she went away. Sitting han...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

Day of all days.

So. I'm not going to pretend to be dumb....I don't really have to pretend. But we all know what today is. that's right, Hitler's birthday; the anniversary of Littleton,Colorado; and last but not least...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

This is a Blog

Well. Now. For all that all you readers in Cyberland know, I just wrote a 17 page blog and the damn 'puter ate it! SO I'm too tired to write more. so go Eff yerselvs!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

TAPE FIGHT!!!!!!

TAPE FIGHT!!!! So I stayed the night at my friend, The Dean's house last night. We had a totallyawesome time! We stayed up all night playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!!! It was totally EFFin...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

bored at lunch

So...We meet again! HOW DARE YOU?!?!! Leaving me on the side of the road like that!!! you left me for dead you pole smoking monkey fucker! Uh...sorry about that....anyhoo...I'm bored at work. I'm tire...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

In search of I

So...I've decided to post a new blog do to utter bordom. Be prepared for possible ranting due to the fact that I haven't posted anything in a really,really long time...So...You've been warned! Well, a...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

It's been a minute, you've missed alot!

So. I know I haven't posted a Blog in a while, for that I apologize. I was in a slump there for a while....I was reading some old Blogs, man....I've been keeping busy. Alot has been going on in planet...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST

I'm sick but getting better

Do you ever find yourself dwelling in the past? Thinking of the 'hay days'? I've been doing that today...I found an old CD of a band I was in. I'm listening to it right now. God it's terrible. All the...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST

24

First off, I'd like to start this Blog by saying that I've been up for almost 24 hours. So if somethings don't make a whole lot of sense, then consider this my upfront apology. Moving on.... I'm so fu...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

Sticks and stones...

So. As it turns out Whatever it is that I say in my BLOGs are being watched, (by and unnamed party), So with that I would like to reiterate....YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!! DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T TALK!!!!...
Posted by Chris Farley's Ghost on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST