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Ilya

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a freshman at Brandeis, majoring in Interpretive Dance. It's actually a double major: Interpretation and Dance. I have a future wife, but I have no commitments at the moment. I've been described previously as a female wrestler. I am obsessed with an old Peter Pan cartoon that noone else remembers. I'm growing long hair and will donate it to chldren with cancer when it gets long enough. Though, I don't think any children will want my hair. I have to pleasure it too much to make it look respectable. If you value your life, you don't wanna get in the car with me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet a girl that supports my beliefs that women shouldn't be allowed to vote, someone that hates Hugh Grant, and understands that rat dogs are evil.