"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - Crash Davis in Bull Durham.
I'm a twenty-something, overly cocky, successful, disease free, self-made, natural born leader with a killer ass. I love America. I have a couple tattoos, most people find that surprising. I like the big city, which is why Great Falls, MT is SUCH a great fit for me. I'm a Texas convert (which means I wasn't born there, but I'll for sure end up there). I like just about anything sports related. I'm competitive most of the time. I like clever humor, quick wit, and good timing in conversation. A lot of people think I'm an asshole when they first meet me because they don't get my sense of humor. Most people change that oppinon over time, some people still think I'm an asshole. I'm not sorry that I'm a dick to people who feel overly entitled because of their last name, their daddy's last name, how much money they have in their bank account, or because they are attractive but are easily distracted by shiny objects. I guess it means most of the relationships I've made are polar. I can live with that because I have a lot more friends than enemies. I love women with a 50/50 sweetness to sass ratio. I'm here for the party, and I'm up for just about anything so long as it sounds like a good time. I have great nooks, and give the best hugs. I think most people miss opportunity because it comes dressed in over-alls and looks like work. I've been told I'm the most interesting mix of small town and big city. I love being a regular, and if you remember my name I will take the time to remember yours. I like to touch feet when I cuddle with a sexy woman, and I love how her scent lingers on my pillows afterwards. I'm an adrenaline junkie, constantly in search of another thrill. I'm a fantastic cook when I am motivated to be. I have one sister, she's the cats pajamas. She parties more frequently and with more ferocity than I do, which is impressive. I will be who I am at all times. If you ask what I think, I will tell you EXACTLY what I think. If you can't handle it, don't ask. I'm a great friend, an intense lover, and will put the world on hold to help out a true friend in need. I believe you should wave to people driving down your street when you are in the yard. I think sitting on the porch with a 24 pack can be as fun as going to a sweet bar district in a big city with the same people. I appreciate the people who go out of their way for me. I get along wonderfully with my parents. I'm learning more and more that I AM just like my father, and that is scary as hell. I hate smelling like cigarettes, but I like smokers. I like animals, but can't stand to have them indoors. I'm always in need of a new adventure. I am absurdly dedicated to my job. I work out all the time and feel bad when I miss one. I am a "go-to" guy because I make shit happen. Not your average everyday goings-on, but I find ways to make things occur that no one thought would even be an option. I hope its a gift with no expiration date. Sometimes I write songs, they prolly aren't very good. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, maybe a wealthy woman's pool boy. I have a great job for now, and that's ok with me. And I'm going to write a book someday. And I can two step like its my jobby.
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