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About Me

Toledo July 12, 2007 Snip-it from a review of the show: "Bob was very much enamored with two strange young girls who looked like hookers coming from a funeral, wearing "leopard skin" hats and .... black veils? Anyways, the clevage and excessive jumping and screaming... and the veils... seemed to work as Bob couldn't keep from smiling and singing lines to them all night long. At one point he burst out laughing and pointed right at them with a head nod. Perhaps they should attend more shows if it can get him to play like he did tonight."

Ps- He also blew each a kiss at the end as well, it was a gracious gesture for which we will be forever grateful.DANGER DANGER High Voltage!

I like to lick ketchup off my plate.

I love it when Bob Dylan giggles.

I'm a chubby bunny & I like it that way

I'm a "party ghoul"

Skeleton keys are rad.

My favorite spot to be kissed is my neck

I like old people--really

I love the smell of Ryan's skin.

I trust everyone.

I like necromancers that love puppies

I've won 2 underwear contests

I am queen of the NERDS.

I hate my nose.

I love Lucy.

I love food so much!

I love beautiful red heads

Sushi is my new fav.

I wish I could have been a dancer.

Ohhh, Bobby............Thank You.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Little Things~

Sometimes...the silence can be like thunder.

Are birds free from the chains of the skyway?

My love she's like some raven at my window with a broken wing

The heart dies a slow death. Sheding each hope like leaves, until one day there are none. No Hopes. Nothing Remains.

She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. The rest is shadows. The rest is secret.

I tried to paint you today...but the colors just weren't beautiful enough

Hey broad...let's date. Come look behind the trees sweetie baby. Come get the things I bought for you...while they're nice!

â€œI'm gonna clean out your little skull with a possessed ice-cream spoon but I'm gonna have a demon do it because I'm very tired!"

Superior galactic grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk. Disgusting, that's the word.

As they stoned him...he fell to his knees shouting, "Lord, don't charge them with this sin!" And with that he died.

Death by Eyeliner

I will PEE all over my pants and THEN who's gonna end up looking bad?

How could I have mistaken the desolate void between the stars for the soothing moonlight?

Ketchup Porn

My Interests

DANCE!, Ryan, Shopping 4 strange outfits & jewelry, Antiquing, Dyeing my hair RED!, Long Islands, Nerdy Computer Games (EQ2 pvp!), Ketchup, Dance Dance Revolution, Puzzles, Drawing, Painting, Cooking, Camping, Eating-Out, Knitting, Infinite Chocolate, Reading, Old People, Exercise, Long Walks, anything Fantasy, Shar-Peis, Hippos, anything purple or red, & the sun rise when you're in love.

I'd like to meet:

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You, Bob Dylan, Master Shake, Dawn, Lucy, Britney, Josh Hartnett, Nicole Kidman, & an entire room full of shar-pei puppies, and anyone else.

Music:

Bob Dylan, The Traveling Wilburys, The Brits, Love Songs, Oldies, 80's Rock.

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth, The Wizard of Oz, Kill Bill I & II, Lord of the Rings, Memoirs of a Geisha, Chicago, SAW, Stand by Me, Legally Blonde, Old-School Disney!, Mean Girls, Clueless.

Television:

I Love Lucy!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Any chessey court show, America's Next Top Model

Books:

Heroes:

God + Jesus, my Grandma, Ryan, my bestfriends Cheri & Kendra, and my sweet kitty Frodo who always lets me snuggle him when I'm sad!

My Blog

The story of the blue rose

...a long, long time ago, in a gray, sad countrythere was a magical rose that made whoever plucked it immortalagainst a scarlet sky: a blue roseit's thorny stem clutches the dagger-like crest of a bla...
Posted by Kristi on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

The Sweet Release

The Sweet Release Bride caged above the spray of the sea Soaring is cage, but still is she Lace lay swaying from bottom of cage Down she soars to coffin on waves Whose lock corrodes in seaweed's soft...
Posted by Kristi on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

Lessons in Time

Majestic she wakes in rosy shades of pink, Cloudy pearls strung across well-formed curves. On her palette baby's powered blue is born. In the menagerie playground he grows. he falls. Matured to wield ...
Posted by Kristi on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

Photography + Zoo <3 <3 <3

I love photography, that dosn't mean I'm any good but! I thought I'd share some of my faves with you. xoxoxoxoxox Here's a photo album with a few more :) http://www.villagephotos.com/pu...
Posted by Kristi on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST