Basically anything with wheels, BMX and track (velodrome) and cyclo-cross racing, MTB'ing, surfing, wakeboarding, scuba diving, springboard diving, rc models, water polo, Gulfstream jets (are still the best), freeskiing, snowboarding, aggressive skating, skate parks, sexy girls, The Beach, sunglasses, anime, photography, rock climbing, motorcycles, sports cars, gaming, anime, Grey Goose, nightclubs like The Blue Beet, Tryst, Jet, Aureola, Avalon (Spider Room), White Lotus, Las Vegas, Lake Havasu, Tahoe, and of course the best place - So. Cal!
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I'd like to meet:
Sexy, horny, attractive females
Nice ppl
Someone that will make me a better person
Someone that can benefit from me in a positive way
(yeah like that can happen)
My future ex-gf, JK!
Donald Bren's daughter (Brigitte)
Sebastian the whale cleaning dolphin (he's really a shark)
Bruce the shark (he's really a robot and an attorney)
The Mariner (no, not Grand Mariner or anyone from the baseball team)
A girl that doesn't lie and treat me poorly
Music:
Aerosmith, The Aquabats, The Cure, Daft Punk, Danny Elfman, Depeche Mode, KMFDM, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, OMD, Oingo Boingo, Pennywise, The Police, Prodigy, Rammstein, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Social Distortion, Soft Cell, Sublime, Sugar Cubes, Toy Dolls, techno, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky amoung my favorites but I'll listen to almost anything. I tried to listen to country but I just don't have it in me.
Movies:
Star Wars, Office Space, The Hunt for Red October, Billy Madison, Next Stop - Wonderland (cuz it's about me), The Godfather series, old James Bonds, movies with the brat pack from the '80s, Rock and Roll High School Forever (cuz I was in it, seriously I was), In God's Hands, Endless Summer, Step Into Liquid, The Big Blue, Top Gun
Television:
Family Guy, Adult Swim, Miguzi, The Comedy Channel, South Park, Monday Night Football or, any pro football for that matter. MTV Cribs
Books:
The Razor's Edge, anything by Tom Clancy. Do textbooks count cuz I read those? The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy (see poem below)
Heroes:
Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power, or drive a fancy car. Next to Superman and Batman, I guess he must seem tame. But to me he is quite special, and Stain Boy is his name. He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain. Sometimes I know it bothers him, that he can't run or swim or fly, and because of this one ability, his dry cleaning bill's sky-high.
