J.J. Coming My Way!!!

My name is Johnnie, Johnnie James, most people call me J.J. I drive a dark green car, which means I'm intelligent. I'm also really funny, I can tell great jokes. (at least I think so) My friends think that I'm just like Napoleon Dynomite, Shaena's even going to write a book on me called "J.J. Gone Napoleon- Releasing My Inner Viking," because when I get mad I turn into a Viking - you should see my round house kick!