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About Me

Sometimes i like staring at the bumps on my ceiling and making little pictures out of them..... everything people know about me they learned lookin through my garbage and peeking in my window........ Being a smart ass just means that im ready to verbally assault others.....Im a complex man who appreciates the simplist things this life has to offer....... i like long walks, especially when they're taken by people i dont like.... you've changed my opinion on fake noses.... I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic..... This profile is ribbed for your pleasure....... I've been described as "saucy" but only by me.... I am easily the most humble person you will ever meet...... I like music that you dont....... I have the uncanny ability to memorize song lyrics, although i always sing them wrong...... I'm a chronic insomniac due to useless sites like this..... I've been "told" that I "over-use" "air quotation marks." ..... I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not...... I use profanity frequently in conversations ...... I'm a pretty tolerant person, unless your name happens to be Lactose.... I say what other people are thinking. Or maybe I have that backwards... A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back..... i hang out with people with disabilities to make others around me feel uncomfortable....... I am also getting pissed off with people who try to look all meaningful and inquisitive in their photos but turn out to be fucking numbskulls with nothing in particular to say. oh, apart from the fact that they are vegan as some kind of lifestyle comment. ....i expose weaknesses and they expose me....... .......i enjoy my worries, i my never have them again........ ............................... ............................................................ ........... ................................................

My Interests

booze, records, sodoku ..

I'd like to meet:

a designated driver ..... a lotto number psychic .... music talkers .... dancefloor fanatics..... debaters of politics.... conspiracy theorists.....chess champions......and motherfuckers who swear up and down that they beat mike tyson in the game mike tyson's punchout... bitch you aint never beat mike tyson......

Music:

Movies:

"do you have 'disdik'? what is disdik? 'THIS DICK BITCH!'"......

Television:

If not for commercials I would never stop watching the world series of poker.

Books:

Vice magazine and history books

Heroes:

norman chad

My Blog

zappa

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom, go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Schools are wort...
Posted by Label on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

Some old skating runs from 1996

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Posted by Label on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:37:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg

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Posted by Label on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST

top 10

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: { HERO }Date: Feb 11, 2007 11:17 PMTop 10 Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods c...
Posted by Label on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

Why would I smile, I'm sitting next to you...

frank zappa for president... ...
Posted by Label on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

$$$

I almost died when: - twice in my life a person standing next to me has been shot. - once ive been directly shot at. - i was once carjacked at gunpoint. - a guy once had his hand on a gun in his waist...
Posted by Label on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 05:52:00 PST

outsourcing gets me mad

OK this is an instant message internet conversation with Linksys' tech support due to the fact that i reformatted my computer and could not find the installer disk for my router..... Raymond J. (103...
Posted by Label on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST

school shit

Some right wing asshole who used to argue with me in my online classroom's forums..... I had to set his ass straight.... David K***** 9 Jun 06 11:38 AM MST Mark, I couldn't disagree with you mor...
Posted by Label on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

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there are folks who hate for the love of hate and there are folks who hate cause they are hated a wealth of destruction can only be your fate the tomb that hate has created get together baby before i...
Posted by Label on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:48:00 PST

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Who tells you when to work? (The Devil) Who tells you when you get a day off? (The Devil) Well who gives you your pay? (The damn Devil) And who takes it away? (The Devil) You mean to tell me that ...
Posted by Label on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST