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I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

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About Me

"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful".... "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."Well I work at Cracker Barrel. I am a server/grill cook the job leaves me wanting...but the people are cool for the most part. I am currently going to NW shoals for computer repair and have probably about a year left.

My Interests

Well I'm interested in a bunch of stuff...GIRLS would have to be WAY on up there, pretty much number 1.5 or 2

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Katt Williams, the smartest person in the world

Music:

I listen to everything pretty much, I love Dredg. The only music I dont like is foreign music, if I can't understand what is being said I don't want to hear it.

Movies:

Movies I have seen: Superbad, Liar Liar, Pan's Labyrinth, Lion King, Little Miss Sunshine, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Lord of War, Lucky Number Slevin, The 13th Warrior, Fast and Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, 300, 40 Year Old Virgin, 50 First Dates, A Man Apart, Man on Fire, Accepted, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Mars Attacks, The Mask, Son of the Mask, Matchstick Men, Mean Girls, Along Came Polly, Alpha Dog, Meet Joe Black, Men in Black, Men in Black II, Meet the Parents, American History X, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, Anaconda, Minority Report, The Animal, Miss Congeniality, Apocalypto, AI, Armageddon, Monster House, Monsters Inc., AVP, Mortal Combat, Mortal Combat 2, Mr and Mrs Smith, Mr. Brooks, All Back to the Future, Bad Santa, the Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Bandits, Batman Begins, Be Cool, Napoleon Dynamite, National Treasure, A Beautiful Mind, The Negotiator, Behind Enemy Lines, Black Hawk Down, The Benchwarmers, Next, Night at the Museum, Bewitched, Big daddy, Notting Hill, The Number 23, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, Big Momma's House, Big Trouble, Black Snake Moan, Blade, Blade 2, Blade Trinity, Blades of Glory, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Ocean's 11, Ocean's Thirteen, The Blue Lagoon, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Pay it Forward, Payback, Paycheck, Breach, Pearl Harbor, Bring it on, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Bug, The Brothers Grimm, The Butterfly Effect, Cabin Fever, Captivity, Planet of the Apes (both old and new), Practical Magic, The Prestige, Catch Me if You Can, Casino Royale, Cellular, Pulp Fiction, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both old and new), Chicago, Pursuit of Happyness, Chronicles of Narnia, Chronicles of Riddick, CKY2K, Clerks, Click, The Reaping, Collateral, Corky Romano, Crank, Crash, Rocky (every one), The Rundown, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, the Day After Tomorrow, S.W.A.T., Death Proof, The Sandlot, Deep Blue Sea, Saw I, Saw II, Saw III, Santa Clause, Detroit Rock City, The Departed, James Bond Movies, DOnnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Scarface, School for Scoundrels, School of Rock, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, Disturbia, Se7en, Secret Window, Shanghai Knights, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, Dumb and Dumber, Shark Tale, Shooter, Eight Crazy Nights, Eight Legged Freaks, Shrek (1 and 2), Epic Movie, Eragon, Escape to Witch Mountain, Eurotrip, Road Trip, Sin City, Face Off, Sleepy Hallow, Face/Off, Fantastic Four (1 and 2), Smokin Aces, Fever Pitch, Fight Club, Final Destination (1, 2, and 3), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Finding Nemo, Finding Neverland, Spider-man (All), Four Brothers, Freddy Got Fingered, Friday Night Lights, Gangs of New York, Ghost Ship, Ghostbusters, Girl Interrupted, Superbad, Spuerman (all), Surf Ninjas, Good Morning Vietnam, The Goonies, Grindhouse, The Green Mile, Team America: World Police, The Guardian, Terminator (all), Half Baked, Thank You for Smoking, Halloween (just the new one), Three Kings, Harry Potter (all), Titanic, TMNT, Training Day, Transformers, Troy, Alexander, Hidalgo, Candyman, A History of Violence, Hook, Ultraviolet, Hostel (1 and 2), The Hot Chick, Underworld, House of Wax, I Know Who Killed Me, How High, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Hustle and Flow, V for Vendetta, Van Wilder (rise of taj also), I Robot, Ice Age, Identity, The Incredibles, In the Land of Women, Walking Tall, Independence Day, War of the Worlds, Bridge to Terrabithia, The Italian Job, Gone in 60 Seconds, Ghost Rider, Jackass (1 and 2), The Wicker Man, Jumanji, Jurassic Park (all), Wild Things (both), Forrest Gump, Holes, Wizard of Oz, Jawbreaker, King Kong, Kingpin, Knocked Up, X-Men (all), XXX (both), You Got Served, You've Got Mail, Zoolander, Jesus Camp, The Last Samurai, Legally Blonde (both), Anchorman, Waiting, Changing Lanes, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan (the cartoon one), Matador, Family Guy: The Untold Story of Stewie Griffin....
In the dark ages, how would Sean die?
You would die of natural causes, at the ripe old age of 30.

Television:

I LOVE Family Guy, it is BY FAR the funniest t.v. show EVER in the history of man. I also enrich my mind with a medley of Discovery, TLC, The History channel, and NGEO. What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

Books:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Heroes:

God for accepting me, battered and stained. Jesus for dying for me so i can live. Mom for teaching me respect. Dad for telling me to save half of every dollar. Grandpa for teaching me when all else fails, read the directions. Grandma for teaching me to sing, all the time. My brother for always being there for me if i need him and teaching me to love all music, except pop. Jeffrey for teaching me to never lie with dogs becuase you will get fleas. Wes who inspires me in ways only a muse can. Cass for being Cass. Television for helping me cross into other cultures without leaving mine. Music for teaching me how to express how i feel at any given moment with poetry, even though i cant write. Kintou for helping me discover myself. Books for helping me escape into other worlds, worlds with magic, dragons, and silver palms.
Your Power Level is: 80%
You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals.

My Blog

i have decided to take some time off...

I have decided that over the next week or so that i will isolate myself from people...i will interact only when it is required of me...if i dont respond to something you say, or if my answers are shor...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST

?i dont know?

So i really dont know where i am at in my life right now. i really REALLY need to be going to school for the next semester of the summer but i cant afford it either because im not trying hard enough o...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

A novel...at least i think?

Okay, so the other day I was in Books-A-Million, (and though I frequent that place I have never noticed this) and i noticed something; on most of the books there was this thing.  It went like thi...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

whores and baby-makers

So I was at a store today and it occured to me that America (hereto referred to as "we" or "our") is raising their children (primarily girls) to be whores and baby-makers.  And I have {proof} of ...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

shyte and stuff

Well...today my grandpa passed away...and i always knew i wouldnt cry or anything but i do feel sad for those that are crying and will cry. I especially feel for my Grandma, she now has to do everythi...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

Anybody who is great at anything...does it for their OWN approval...not somebody elses

For some reason, I have been hearing a lot of "do it for yourself"...and "let other people see...it doesnt matter"...but i dunno what it is all for. I mean, if i was doing something that i wanted ever...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

I remember

I remember:when a bill was a name of people you knewIf you knew someone with a cell phone you were specialNintendo, Super nintendo, N64, etcPlaystation!Gas was $1 or lessI walked to places that i driv...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

I dont know

Somethings happen for a reason...i dont know why most things happen but i know that when they do happen, and you arent happy with the results, there is  + and - way to deal with everything!! EVER...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

For in what judgment ye judge...

I Just read a little bit of Matthew 7 (1`Judge not, that ye may not be judged, 2for in what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged, and in what measure ye measure, it shall be measured to you. 3`And w...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:25:00 PST

It Freaking sucks...I hate it

Somethings in life i dont understand...my best friend for 15 years has dropped an atom bomb on me within the past week...his little sister (whom i have seen grow up) is 13, and smoking weed, popping p...
Posted by I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:35:00 PST