Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass

About Me

I dunno how to write something here. I'm easy going, lazy, laid back (wishing I could get laid), fun, geeky, mellow, loving, hopefully soon to be rich, dreamer, non-demoninational, space pirate, .Please make sure you message me before you buddy request. I'm not one for just adding people I don't know. talk to me first. other than that I'm pretty 'effin nice.

AOL IM: Armorken777

Hahahah...k@ty was here....Yea, I was...

My Interests

These days I /LIVE/ for Hookah and Music!Computers, Gaming, Movies, Books, Intellectual talk, Porn

I'd like to meet:

Anybody from the cast of Farscape. Just wow.... Favorite TV show /ever/. :-) Who the FRELL are you? A Farscape Personality Quiz.
SIP: Sin-In-Pants. You are John Chrichton, and you kick ASS! Though the people around you may not understand anything you say, it's all right because your're the man with the plan. Plus, nobody looks better in leather.
I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

Opera, symphonic, epic, fantasy, and war metal.Nightwish, Soilwork, Metallica, In Flames, Cradle of Filth, Freedom Call, Sonata Arctica, Axel Rudi Pell, Lacuna Coil, Cold, Trocadero, Mudvayne, Rammstein, Rhapsody, Killswitch Engage, Evanescence, Thrice, Tool, Venessa Mea, Disturbed, Yes, The Sense Offenders, Sentenced, Therion, Symphony X, Gamma Ray, Leaves Eyes, Stratovarious, Dragonforce, Kamelot, Tristania, Incubus, Sirenia, Alyson Avenue, Smashing Pumpkins, Flyleaf

Movies:

I love movies. Face it. I have 20 time as many DVD's as I have listed here.

Evil Dead, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars, Wasabi, Alien, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, The Returner, The Last Samurai, Kill Bill: Volume 1 & 2, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, The Matrix, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, Transformers, Mirrormask, Afro Samurai, Highlander Movies.

Television:

I don't watch TV anymore, all my favorite shows are old and dead, except these 3 little shows.

Battlestar Galactica (Re-imagined), Metalocalypse, The Boondocks

Farscape, Star Trek, Transformers: Beast Wars, Babylon 5, Firefly, Stargate SG-1, Outlaw Star, Hercules: The Legendary journies, Xena: Warrior Princess, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Lord of the Rings, Code of the Samurai, Dune, If Chins Could Kill, Beowulf, Harry Potter

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert
Anyone and anything that have ever fucked with me, you've showed me how /not/ to be a dickhead.

My Blog

21st Birthday shit.

Ok so yeah. I don't know what's going on yet, so this blog is gonna change alot.I took off weds the 30th - sunday the 3rd. 5 days off. Lets do lots of shit. Remember. I can buy booze now. ^_^Note: I h...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

High school pix of /everyone/ You could see you! (big post)

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Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

An interesting evening

it was an interesting evening with an old friend. It got me to doing some thinking about life, the universe and everything. Even though I have already forgotten some of the stuff I wish to speak on. M...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

hottie request shiat. Dumb, but fun.

SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A HUBBY OR WiFE - REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATiON" BOYS TiTLE iT "WiiFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Col...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

The Soilwork Show

All pix taken from my Samsung A920. Just ok quality and some of the pix are crappy, but I think I did a decent job on some of them and some look badass. They fucking Rocked.-Kenny...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

Copied from ChelseaCunt

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? ...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

Getting Laid (Posted in my name - it's funny)

Ok, so, I have to just come out and admit it. I've been talking about the chick I've been hooking up with lately, and how I'm getting laid, and it's all true. But the thing is, 'she' is a 53 ye...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

I need some stuff back homies.

I need a few things back if anyones got it. (I know a few)Metal Gear Solid 2: SubstanceDDR Konamix (Brit)DDR Max 2 (Mollie)Pharoah13th Warrior (Odette I think)That's about it. All that and if anyone h...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Something someone said to me. Something not emo.

I was in a discussion one day with a friend about religion. She is a very devote christian. Now I don't remember exactly what our discussion was up to this point, but I do remember these lines:Me: You...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

FWB

Kenny's Official Friends With Benefits ApplicationName:E-mail address:Phone number:Date & time:Link to your photo or dirty photo:Feature you know I like about you:Gropable features at meeting date:Fav...
Posted by Kenny - Looking for a swift kick in the ass on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST