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Jaime

Oh, The Countdown Is On ~ 13 days!

About Me

Jealousy is a terrible disease.. get well soon = )

MY NEXT LIFE...

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.



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Music:

A Little Bit Of Everything...

Movies:

Office Space, Grandma's Boy, Just Friends, Waiting, all the Halloween & Friday the 13th, Dazed & Confused, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, I am Legend, I, Robot, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Pimp Chronicles, Superbad, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Blade, Blade II, Blade III, 50 First Dates, Duplex, Me Myself and Irene, Liar Liar, The Mask, What Happens in Vegas, Slackers, Any Given Sunday, The Goonies, Dirty Dancing, The Break Up, Wedding Crashers, Old Skool, Be Cool, Swingers, Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, Road Trip, Hancock, Hitch, Sweet November, Blow, Benny & Joon, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, Step Brothers...
Scorpio - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted
Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover
You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in
Your negative traits:
You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover
You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship
You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on
Your ideal partner:
Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task!
Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed.
Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis.
Your dating style:
Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date.
Your seduction style:
Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real.
You have incredible sexual intuition - you always know what your lover craves
A bit bossy. You know what you want, and you certainly aren't afraid to ask for it.
Tips for the future:
Don't be so secretive with your love - they want you the way you are
Let go of your jealousy. Your partner has chosen *you*
Spend more time alone, doing things you love. It will help you be less obsessive.
Best color to attract mate: Dark red
Best day for a date: Tuesday What's Your Love Profile?

Television:

Family Guy, House, Prison Break, Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, Pass Time..

Your Slogan Should Be
What Happens in Jaime, Stays in Jaime The Slogan Generator

Books:

Do Dirty Magazines Count?

Heroes:



My Blog

06/22/2008

made it 2 years... and most of you said it couldn't be done.. HA! Thank you for the ridiculously HUGE bouquet of flowers.. and I hope you like your star = ) next year will be even better!!! love you ...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

You Better Watch Out..

Be Careful Out There....... IDIOT SIGHTING:We had to have the garage door repaired.  The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the op...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST

Marriage...

PART I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect ...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:13:00 PST

06/22/2007

To my Best Friend.. Happy Anniversary!!!Thank you for the best and weirdest (and by weirdest, I mean it in the best way possible) year of my life, I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world! I love...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Why I hate being a girl sometimes..

Her Diary vs. His Diary HER DIARY:   Tonite: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought ...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

My Sexual Style

You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot81%Exciting75%Soft69%Wet69%Sweet50%Awkward31%Violent1 9%Shy6%What is your sexual style?...
Posted by Jaime on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST