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About Me

**Quirky, with a bland-tastic sense of humor. Plus a complete and total lack of modesty or class.**And I'm totally a Dad. I'm so totally pumped about it I could just scream and scream and scream "WOOOO HOOOO, GO BABY!" Like that.** ..
'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Jizz In My Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chewie... or an Ewok. just, you know, so i can say, "I met me an Ewok" See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

My Blog

ewwww?

maybe its just me, but did you ever notice how tired around the eyes you look in all your pictures? not airbrushed studio portraits or the carefully planned and make-uped ones people post on their mys...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:49:00 GMT

chrismahannukwanzika holistraviganza (or something)

the wish list is as follows: 1. something unexpected, but not lame. 2. something movie-ish. we like movies, well, good movies. 3. something alcohol related. we like drinking! 4. something lower-cased...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Sorry, but "sorry" doesn’t cut it.

My review of Goldfish japanese restaurant in Palmdale. After failing to deliver half our order and not seeing the waitress after dropping our food off, we waited patiently for the other half of our or...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:07:00 GMT

grrr... arrgh....

Didn't get the disney fellowship. Though I'm fairly certain I didn't have much of a chance to begin with.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:05:00 GMT

chrismahanakwanzika: secret wish list

because myspace sucks big donkey balls... the condensed version of our list: animated porn (not fritz the fucking cat crap, something good) sex toys, no 6 foot dildos. we already have one. dvds (comed...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 16:02:00 GMT

piloting the U.S.S.Boring

i should be cleaning right now, but decided to post a blog instead. i'm not really sure what i should be blogging about, but its about time i blogged. especially since i haven't done it in a while. i'...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:47:00 GMT

getting old, instead of older

i think i'm turning into a crank. i'm very grumpy lately and i get all pissy over stupid stuff. in addition to the fact that i'm falling apart. which is a contributing factor in the grumpine...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:39:00 GMT

Zen and the Art of Erectile Maintainance

It's official. I'm in competition with thousands of other people for 7 spots for a writing fellowship for ABC/Disney. And I've deluded/stroked myself into thinking I not only have a chance, but that I...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 13:10:00 GMT

working, well, i'm at work.

I should be working right now. Obviously, however, I am not. I am, in point of fact, writing this little nugget.  My job sucks big donkey balls. And I'm just not feeling it today. So, I will sit...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 17:42:00 GMT

Cigar Night

Before I begin, an aside, a brief moment to note the following: I've recently become somewhat obsessed with seemingly meaningless rituals.  The latest, but by no means the greatest, is "Cigar Nig...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:56:00 GMT