The 'lowe Down Pt. II |
As I continue my journey towards becoming a doddering old man, waving a cane at neighborhood kids and telling everybody about my adventures in Belgium with Patton's Third Army, I thought I'd pause a...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:29:00 GMT |
The 'lowe Down Pt. I |
The question on America's lips, minds, and hearts is undoubtedly this: What has J Treez been up to? Where has this icon of adventure been, and who has he been hanging out with? When will he return t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:33:00 GMT |
This Week in Amusery |
I never went to college and studied proper philosophy, but I'd wager one of man's higher purposes is to keep themselves amused. I'm such a big believer in this that I literally get pissed o...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:17:00 GMT |
Chez Dairy Queen |
I'm not sure when Dairy Queen decided to switch over from being a mediocre-at-best hamburger joint to being a bastion of gourmet food. I can't tell any difference in the fare, but I can damn sur...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:12:00 GMT |
Thank you, officer. |
A lot of cop cars have the motto "To Protect and Serve" emblazoned on the side. In 33 years of roaming around planet Earth, I still haven't figured out who the fuck the police are protecting, bu...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
The Waffle House Effect |
I haven't eaten in a Waffle House for years. Prior to the past month, I haven't thought about a Waffle House in years. Now, for some weird cosmic reason, I'm bombarded with references to "The Ho...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:37:00 GMT |
Tunez |
I haven't listened to any of these songs on my page in a long time. I usually just log on, check to see if by the Grace of God I've got an email from somebody worth talking to, and then proceed ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:04:00 GMT |
Yes or No? |
In my quest to effectively commuicate with people, I've given up on eloquence and humor, thinking perhaps I'm not being clear or confusing people. I thought it would be a good idea to be as blun...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
A year, you say? |
I woke up this morning with one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen curled up next to me. For the past year, I've been able to do this almost every day, and I've pretty much gotten addict...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:20:00 GMT |
A Piece of Ass |
ABOVE: I didn't even trip during the following adventure, becauseas you can see, I'm a pirate. For reals.
The wife and I are fearless adventurers. This weekend we ventured fearlessly to the wastelands...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
