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About Me

I am the best person I know (and possibly the most obnoxious. If I allowed myself to be, I would be ashamed of that comment). I know this to be true because I have spent a lot of time analyzing and criticizing everyone else and they are all flawed. All of them. I too am flawed, but in a much more charming way than most people. Besides, I have been told many times in the past what a great person I am. By different people who don't even know each other so it must be true. I suppose it's possible that I may have let these compliments go to my head. This is why nobody should compliment me. You have all created a monster. I hope you're proud of yourselves.style type="text/css">.fcsS{}
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My Interests

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Those Who Don't Exist (Part 3) the head of the river flows from my stereo speakers, distracting me from what I really want to do with Andrew Eldritch looming in the background of thoughts kept hidden for well over a year. Two empty bottles and a cat annoy me, playfully, from the next room as two empty bodies and slightly damp sheets surround me in this one. Pepper vodka, rum, and a couple of sticky spoons plant fields of sod to grow wild one day as we pant and sweat and wait for days of wine and roses to sweep us off our feet to a place where maybe we could have gotten along outside the bedroom. Without that damn cat. But three years is a long time when you're young and when nothing else matters. So why then am I thinking about this now? Because my hallway moves like the ocean moved in 1991 when time was all I had to spend with a tall, pale stranger and Mystery Science Theatre 3000. The Thanksgiving Day Parade has passed me by every year since then as I sit in my room and count the gifts I'll need to wrap one day in pretty clothing and mascara, for somebody who wants them. Somebody without a cat.

My Blog

Coming Down on a Monday...and We Left It all behind

Update:I have purchased a one-way plane ticket for Jesse. I have secured a moving van/service. I have traded in my leased vehicle and bought another car outright (to eliminate car payments...). I have...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:42:00 GMT

"...what a gas it was to see him..."

Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of New Years resolutions. Perhaps because I'm not a big fan of New Years. Whatever the reason, I find it silly to make all sorts of inane promises to oneself in t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Captain Awesome

I am 32 years old and have loved cheesy music since I was about 10. I'm not really good at "Metal Math" but I know that's a long time. A few nights ago, Jen and I attended the Annual Summer Poison Con...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:22:00 GMT

Dont threaten me with a good time! ;-)

I am living for episode three of Rock of Love. Lacy, Dallas, and Heather are assholes. Is this really my life? It ain't nothin' but a good time...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:17:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:31:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:11:00 GMT

Tagged again

I have been tagged again...Ironically, I was always picked next to last in gym class but as an adult I seem to get 'tagged' an awful lot. I am, however, fairly confident that the reasons I was always ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:40:00 GMT

tag

Tagged by ChrissieThe rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Expense...behalf...what's the difference?

I am having a huge stupid problem and I think maybe I need to move or something. I love my dad (because that's my job) but I think I am turning into him. That wouldn't be a bad thing if he were a hot ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:12:00 GMT

Chemical makeover

I have joked for years about my untimely emotional outbursts but never really took the matter seriously before. I am beginning to suspect that either my crying has some significant meaning or I missed...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 19:40:00 GMT