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About Me

I work in this wicked cool bar called Pave in Hull which is full of a random lesbians, old guys, beautiful women, weird beatnik types and some normal people who are a little boring. It's infinately better than working in a nightclub full of students and knobheads!I love music a lot and I really want to join a new band. After moving to back to Hull I had a checklist: Job, flat, band, car, new tattoo. I have the job and the flat so if there's anyone who needs a bassist who is really fucking alright on bass and who is not afraid to put on a good show, get in touch.I really like the beach a lot. I like swimming in the sea and stuff and diving into waves and feeling like I'm gonna drown for a little bit but then I'm fine which is cool because drowning would be the worst way to die. Falling off something tall would be the best way to die because you get the adrenaline rush of the falling so, ultimately, you die happy. But I digress.PS Why can't I put my religion as "Jedi"? I want to see the manager!

My Interests

Music, playing bass, playing rugby, watching rugby (and here's why ..width="425" height="350" ..)air drumming, dancing like I'm having some sort of fit, being in debt, taking the piss out of people I like in a fun and friendly way, taking the piss out of people I don't like in a vicious and cutting way, biting my fingernails (some say it's a sign of nerves, I say I'm hungry!), making inappropriate comments at totally inappropriate times, I really like to turn the shower to go as hot as I can stand - it feels so nice on my head like having some sort of volcanic massage, I love lamp.Taking the piss out of my homo bro
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I'd like to meet:

The Chili Peppers. Zack De La Rocha. Jimi Hendrix. Heidi Klum. Borat.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Mars Volta, Primus, Skunk Anansie, At The Drive-In, Stevie Wonder, Dillinger Escape Plan, MuDvAyNe, Rage Against The Machine, John Frusciante, Protest The Hero, Jimi Hendrix, Fugazi, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Slipknot (you laugh but their last record was amazing - listen to it!), James Brown, The Beastie Boys, MU330, Muse, Billy Talent, The Bronx, Eagles Of Death Metal, pretty much anything that I find interesting.

Movies:

Batman Movies (batman is so cool, he's the coolest superhero), X-Men, Kevin Smith movies, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Anchorman, Kingpin, BASEketball, South Park The Movie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw, The Back To The Future Trilogy (1.21 Gigawatts!!!!), American Psycho, The American Pie films, Road Trip, Old School

Television:

My Name Is Earl, Malcolm In The Middle, MOM (A saturday morning spent watching a midget run at a locked door!), Phoenix Nights, QI, Have I Got News For You, Cartoons, Top Gear, Shameless, Frasier, Cheers, Six Nations Grandstand, The Mint, Something Special, Pocoyo, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Musician, Rugby Player and Comedian Biographies/Autobiographies, Comics, Are You Dave Gorman?, Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure, I hate uni books with a passion!

Heroes:

Flea, Hendrix, My Grandad, Batman, Stifler, Paul Griffen's Mutton Chops ("Tickets Please!")

My Blog

Stars, Sea, Sand and Something else beginning with S

What up? Just realised that I haven't blogged for sometime and, as I am in the process of procrastination (I'm trying to avoid doing any cleaning and packing away of my flat) I decided that now ...
Posted by SamDaft on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Trousers

I have managed to ruin 2 pairs of trousers in one week. As I only own 2 pairs of decent trousers I now have no decent trousers that don't show off my twig and giggleberries. Please send any spar...
Posted by SamDaft on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST

Dr Daft's Spankwagon

Dr Daft's Spankwagon is now insured and ready to be pimped up, Hull-style!! Road Trips to the beach here we come!!! Just thought, following on from my previous "Alcoholic" blog, maybe this isn't...
Posted by SamDaft on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

Alcoholic

There was a song by Starsailor, I think. It started "Don't you know you've got your Daddy's eyes and Daddy was an alcoholic" Well, I don't think I have my Daddy's eyes because I have beautiful e...
Posted by SamDaft on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

Why.....?

....do pigeons have to shag in my loft at 9am after I have been out the night before? ....isn't life simple? Like, if I set up an electricity account, they actually acknowledge that it was ...
Posted by SamDaft on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

Getting older

"Sam would work very well with 7 year olds as he has the mind of a 7 year old" - Helen Plummer's reference for my reading with kids charity, June 2006 Now, I love Helen to bits because she always tell...
Posted by SamDaft on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

I admit it, Im an addict!

So I lasted 4 days on the no coffee thing. Basically I hit day 4 and was in such a bad mood from not having caffiene I went scitz and ended up getting thrown out of Spiders for throwing drinks a...
Posted by SamDaft on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

I NEED CAFFIENE!!!!!

So I offered to give up coffee yesterday till the end of January to support a mate who is giving up smoking. 2 days in and I can't keep awake and my head is pounding! And I'm only doi...
Posted by SamDaft on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

I'm not dead!!! (Anymore)

So I just realised that I haven't blogged for about 3 months and I thought to myself "Strike a light guvnor, I'd better pull my finger out from my arse and put it onto some keys in order to allow...
Posted by SamDaft on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST

To grow up or not to grow up....?

I'm on the net for 2 reasons tonight. Number one is that my tenancy runs out on my flat in a month and I think that I would like to live with some real people now, not just the imaginary lazy on...
Posted by SamDaft on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST