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Kevin

About Me

I mask my insecurities through an iron wall of self-loathing and doubt. (God, that sounds stupid. I'm such an idiot.)

My Blog

Earthquake Prediction

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but we will be having an earthquake on May 21st of this year.  The time will be approximately 4:38.  Unfortunately, I do not know if that is AM or PM. That is a...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family name history
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:22:00 GMT

Dog Day Afternoon

My friend Elena got a couch from a couple she nannies for and needed help moving.  Having an SUV, I had no choice. Since I work from home, leaving the house during daylight hours was a new and ex...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:55:00 GMT

I am a dork. Period.

So I'm working on this website project, and in one of my pop-up windows there's this extraneous period appearing above a button. What this means is that there's an extra period hanging out there in my...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:06:00 GMT

Kevin King (II)

I got a call today from a guy who sounded like Joe Pesci: Me: Hello? Him: Hello? (Pause) Me: Hello? Him:  Is this Kevin? Me:  Yes. (Pause) Him:  I think I got the wrong Kevin... Me:&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:02:00 GMT

My Black Tongue

It was Monday.  I was taking an early shower in my New York hotel as I mentally prepared for the biggest interview of my life.  The jetlag, long hours, many pints of beer and few h...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 00:18:00 GMT

Sappy

I've had this urge to write about things that I hate...but instead, let's go the opposite. Things that I love: 1. The very moment the previews start in a movie you're really really excited to see.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:54:00 GMT

BOYCOTT SURVIVOR!!!

As you may have heard, the latest Survivor divides the teams by RACE!  (What is this, the 1950s???) Mark Burnett might call it a "social experiment".  I call it RACISM and EXPLOITATION. Insi...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:54:00 GMT

My Mom Lives in Arkansas

There.  I said it.  I'm not ashamed.  I mean it's not like we grew up there.  Yeah, so she sold the house and moved to Arkansas.  It's NORTHWEST Arkansas, which apparantly is...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:05:00 GMT

Sorry about the heat wave

We've had a heat wave for the last week here in LA. I'd like to apologize for that.  You see, the exact eight days of the heat wave were the exact eight days our air conditioning was broken. I w...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:51:00 GMT