Rich

MOST MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS, ADMIRERS, AND FORMER ADMIRERS:
"So... what's it going to be boys? Is the black guy going down on the white guy? Or is the white guy going down on the black guy? You can do it in my cab... I don't mind" -Taxi Driver (to Eli and I after a night out.)
"Where are you hiding your nuts son... in your ass?" -A very butch lesbian in the W. Village (It was Halloween and I was wearing my Smurf tights... and it was cold!)
“What kind of neighborhood did you move to? I thought I was going to be gangbanged by a group of homo-thugs.” -Aysaac (referring to his walk from the subway station to my apartment)
“Friends? You mean with no benefits… I don’t understand.” -Jack (when I told him I wanted to be strictly friends)
“Two bottoms don’t make a top.” -Sean (while dragging me away from some guy at a bar)
“So what exactly do you like to do with guys in bed?” -Taxi driver (while picking me up from a gay bar and locking the doors)
“If I could give you one piece of advice… it would be to stop wearing children’s t-shirts” -Bob
“I need to find a strap on… not too big… you know… something Asian size.” -Susan
“He’s just a kid! He doesn’t really want a relationship he's just saying that. And by the way... he only says you look like you’re in your early 20’s because he wants to sleep with you” -Kevin
“If you’re going to continue on with this queer love affair… we just don’t have to be friends!” -Starr
“Rich, do yourself a favor… dump him.” -Megan
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rich Small
Birthday: 8-22-77
Birthplace: Detroit
Current Location: New York
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black (Plano style)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas boxing boots
Your Weakness: Cookies
Your Fears: Chupacabras
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Bacon and Green Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial Freedom
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "oh my"
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did George get down there???
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile or abs or arms or ass...
Your Bedtime: late
Your Most Missed Memory: every Halloween
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate with Vanilla on the side
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: very rarely
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: hmm... i don't know
Do you want to go to College: already did... maybe grad school
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm ok
Are you a Health Freak: my doctor is my best friend
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when I'm cuddling in bed
Do you play an Instrument: let's just say I have a guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: absolutely
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes... unfortunately
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: of course not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: i'm nursing a hangover now
Ever been called a Tease: only when I don't put out - nam jai
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: of old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anchor man
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'0 or over
Weight: 170-180
Best Clothing Style: Trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: not too many
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: one that just won't close
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero
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You Are a Coy Flirt
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You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
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