Constance Zimmer. I wrote her fan mail one time. My first and only fan mail. And that was the end of that. I met Carrie Strug's family, and my restaurant burnt the Mom's lamb. Burnt it. So I don't want to meet them again. Dave Eggers - I'd like to buy a cape from him. One with a Y on it, no one has a Y cape. YesMan! YeoMan! No, that's taken.