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Beer Slayer

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About Me

Add me to Facebook. I hardly come here anymore. There's too much shit on pages and way too many ads and requests from shitty bands. ************************************************************ ********** I'm still alive. Wow... So far the ride has been turbulent and chaotic no matter how many times I have "made the right choice". I believe now that life is not just a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a healthy well preserved body. I think that I will go in at full speed, skid in broadside thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE!!!***************************************************** ***************** I'll add more when I get the urge to later. ************************************************************ ********** I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gum balls with.
I AM 86% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
I AM 75% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
I AM 100% WHITE TRASH! Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.comThese tests are teh superest!! I should finish them all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and anyone who want to tell me just how cool I am.********************************************************* **********..

My Blog

The Kiwi and Tanx chronicles: part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnhcDXvZgU
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:34:00 GMT

The Kiwi and Tanx chronicles: part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd6WXmYDdmk
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:33:00 GMT

A CURE FOR CANCER??? PLEASE READ AND FORWARD

Hey kids! I never do the chain letter thing, so I won't try and pressure anyone to forward this, but if this is true, then it just solidifies the fact that we are by far the worst species on the plan...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:10:00 GMT

Cats and Dogs

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40am walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite t...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:27:00 GMT

Are women smarter than men?

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:27:00 GMT

Shotgun Etiquette. Learn it.

Section I - General Rules1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right s...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jul 2005 23:54:00 GMT

You don't know shit about sex...

Well I thought I knew everything... Then I found "teh Internet"... Proceed with caution. 1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 00:33:00 GMT

How to find nude pics of yourself!!! CREEPY LINK ALERT!!

I found a site where you can type in someones name, including your own, and see a nude pic of your self! I couldn't find one of mine yet, but I did find a friend on the first try!! Apparently, this si...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:24:00 GMT