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About Me

Daniel is a forty-something compulsive liar from the deep south.
Daniel is false prophecy.
Daniel is good at not dying.
Daniel is currently in Belgrade, Yugoslavia.
Daniel is a fellow of the Rotterdam school of management.
Daniel is naive about human nature.
Daniel is writing SMS' faster than other people speak.
Daniel is spiffy.
Daniel is his official website.
Daniel is twice orphaned.
Daniel is achieving his goal.
Daniel is pressed for time.
Daniel is coming to visit.
Daniel is in good company.
Daniel is the kind of engineer you look for — but wouldn’t hire.
Daniel is the disc jockeys' disc jockey.
Daniel is the lifeline to banjo virtuosi everywhere.
Daniel is able to read minds.
Daniel is misleading.
Daniel is a member of the independent group the british taekwondo union.
Daniel is jealous.
Daniel is rather biased.
Daniel is earning his name again.
Daniel is a secreted glycoprotein related to xenopus cerberus.
Daniel is better than Ryu.
Daniel is spinning because that opinion did not come.
Daniel is awake and smiling at the camera.
Daniel is one of them.
Daniel is taking the "untidy hair" thing a little too seriously.
Daniel is also special because he has a chromosome disorder.
Daniel is always being asked questions about different problems homeowners face with their homes.
Daniel is in development.
Daniel is bigger than ska.
Daniel is the word.
Daniel is determined to go the extra mile to meet your expectations.
Daniel is a vote against politics.
Daniel is bigger than your photo album.
Daniel is served on a new England.
Daniel is one of four people standing together at an elegant party.
Daniel is the big question mark.
Daniel is a lifelong angler.
Daniel is missing.
Daniel is set to "auto".
Daniel is buried alive in khakis.
Daniel is based on misleading data.
Daniel is probably the best of a bad bunch.
Daniel suffers for his art.
Make me a mixtape! It's all about cassettes and hand drawn artwork. I will do you a swap.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have met a few people already during my lifetime. Most of it was pleasurable. Feel free to meet me if you want. I am willing to lie in order to fit the bill of whatever you look for in an acquaintance.

My Blog

The Great Cake-Mix-Tape Exchange

Ok. Two fantastic ideas here that I have been nurturing over the weekend.Firstly, some kind of mixtape exchange;I like music. All sorts of music. I like it a lot. I enjoy making mixtapes, even if I am...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:16:00 GMT

Happiness In Intelligent People Is The Rarest Thing I Know

I will admit it, I know very little of Ernest Hemingway. Short of him being one of greats of American literature who is seemingly referenced everywhere, and being the subject of one of Michael Palin's...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:37:00 GMT

Health Care Does Not Worry Me A Great Deal

DANIEL IN MYSPACE QUIZ FILLING OUT SHOCKER!! Not quite. It is a quiz, and I have filled it out but its not very shocking. I have become one of those sorts of people now. It's easier.1. You're infected...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:56:00 GMT

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is...

I am currently sat in full Arthur Dent gear, drinking cider and waiting for Robin Hood to start. Unfortunately, I am currently towelless. What kind of hitch-hiker has no towel?Room for improvement.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:55:00 GMT

A Masterpiece In Six Words

If you haven't read my previous blog you should do so now, with which I present to you..."Excuse me, is that seat taken?"That is about the best of the bad bunch that I came up with. It could be about ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:07:00 GMT

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn

I read an entertaining article over at Wired.com today entitled 'Very-Short Stories'. Taking Hemingway's claim that 'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' was his greatest ever work they pitched an idea t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:45:00 GMT

One On't Cross Beams Gone Owt Askew On Treddle.

Customer:Hello, I would like to buy a fish license, please.Shopkeeper:A what? Customer:A license for my pet fish, Eric. ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:48:00 GMT

Once More, With Feeling

Don't let the silence get you downThough you've been sitting here for hoursHoping a voice can soon be foundThat speaks much louder than this musicIf you're a little off colour andOut for the countDon'...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:39:00 GMT

Nuff Cuts

Bristol. Hot. Sweaty. Cider. Sonic Boom Six. Lightyear. Nudity. Awesome.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:20:00 GMT

Redditch: The Graveyard Of Ambition

To be fair, I think it's just me. I am where all ambition comes to die.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 13:12:00 GMT