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Ben

There are many moods of Ben, and they all depend on the occassion.

About Me

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Age: prefer not to say
Height: I have a little
Religion: prefer not to say
Music: I like music.
Who I am:
"A witty saying proves nothing" –Voltaire ..
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Comedy. Movies. Videogames. Left-handed people. Umbrellas. The color blue. Tim Dorsey books. Words with the letter "x". Deep, phylosophical questions like, "If Casper is THE friendly ghost, is he the only one, or is it distinguishing him from other friendly ghost named Casper? (Like "THE Christopher Walken")" or "Who said 'I'm gonna squeeze that cow and drink whatever comes out of it' or 'I wonder if THIS mushroom will kill me/make me trip/taste good on pizza'" Wondering what makes Chlorophyll green. Making jokes at my own expence. Changing channels. Starting fights to see how quickly I'll lose. Right-handed people. Cars that fly...temporarily. Wondering why I'm righting all this. Mononucleosis. Wondering who names their kid "SHAFT"? Pretending to be a walking, talking mannequin. Punching mimes to see if they'll scream and/or cry. Wondering if Boris and Natasha ever bumped uglies or if she was saving herself for a doubleteam with the moose and squirrell. Forgetting to check MySpace for a while. Wondering what "Yackety Yack" really is. Looking up. Sitting down. Turning Left then doing a U-turn. Hunting vampires...in the daytime...cuz i'm scared of the dark. Fire. Waiting a half hour in line a Starbucks and spending another 10 minutes picking out what I want when it's finally my turn.

I'd like to meet:

People I haven't met. People who haven't met me. Myself - 10 years from now.People that are both smart and interesting And THIS GUY!!!!
What can I say? He puts a SMILE on my face!

Music:


Create your own friendquiz here

Television:

Heroes, House M.D., Doctor Who, and shows that were cancelled before their time. Such shows as Kitchen CONFIDENTIAL, Keen Eddie, and last but most, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. What I like about those shows is that they were a familar concept (a kitchen, a cop show, and TV, respectively) and turned it on its head while still remaining intelligent and funny.

Books:

Dictionaries, Thesauruses? Thesauri?, Encyclopedias, other reference tools.

My Blog

The Kids and The Bees

I was watching the Scripps National Spelling Bee yesterday, because I'm just that kind of dork, and a few things really irked me.1. National Spelling Bee - Featuring a few Canadians2. Teens and pre-te...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

Hang Ups.

Everyone is hung up. Ex-Boyfriends, Ex-Girlfriends, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, Friends you like more than a friend, Friends you don't like, Former friends, Former jobs, current jobs, Living situations, ...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

who am I?

I've been thinking about who I am really. That will fuck with your head. It's easy to categorize others, make little titles for your friends: The guy who plays it cool, the girl who is like mom to eve...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

Expectations

     At the time of my writing this, a certain car company has the slogan "Expect more." I call shenanigans on the idea of raising expectations. Expectations are the reason for unh...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

About last night...

Yesterday, I jokingly smacked a female "friend" on the ass. I say "friend" because she is more of my friend's girlfriend. I never really have had a conversation with her, but let me start at the begin...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST

Self-conversing

Alright, I carry on conversations with myself. Sometimes, these conversations remind me of other people, so I put the conversation in their voices. This particular conversation reminded me of Dante an...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:23:00 PST