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Phil-Doe McLovin

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I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
....I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass
gonna kick some ass in the USA.
Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle
I'm gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck
I'm gonna rule this world
gonna kick some ass
gonna rise up, gonna kick some ass
Rock, Flag and Eagle
You Are 78% New Jersey!

You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!
How New Jersey Are You?


I have a low score because I never really went to the shore. I hate sand and I get sunburn. I <3 NJ!!!

My Blog

Happy Halloween!!!

Have a safe and fun Halloween!!!  
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:29:00 GMT

My Favorite Martin

AJ is my Favorite Martin, but Curtis Martin is a clos second.  Good luck in your retirement Curtis.  Thanks for being classy.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:44:00 GMT

Fastfood Nation

Fastfood Nation is a So So movie, but please avoid watching this movie before you gorge yourself with meat product during a holiday like the 4th of July.  I was fine but it deeply affected the pe...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Great Movie

Slap Shot.  It's fucking great.  Paul Newman's greatest acting moment, I really mean it.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:03:00 GMT

What I want to be when I grow up.

I want to be a waffle maker.  Not the appliance but a person that makes waffles.  I haven't actually made a real yet but I do come for good waffle making stock.  I'm half Belgian, the o...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 18:26:00 GMT

Outsourced!!!

Hello, I was outsourced Monday.  I start my new job Thursday.  I'm pretty excited, seems like a fun company to work for.  I really don't have much to say.     
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Funny Ass Show

The show Three Sheets on INHD channels is fucking funny.  It's a lot like Insominac, but the guy goes around the world drinking.  Funny that I like the show becuase I suck at drinking and do...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:39:00 GMT

Stranger Than Fiction

Wow, two great movies in a row this week.  First, Children of Men and now Stranger Than Fiction.  Check them out if you haven't seen them.  Stay from Hollywood Land and The Black Dahlia...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Children Of Men

Great movie.  Many different plot levels and great directing.  The car scene ( you'll know when you see it ) is one of the best countinous shot.  Anyway watch it on a rainy day.  I...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Who will I vote for in the next election?

Bill Adama!!! That is if Laura Roslin doesn't run again. Go Battlestar Go!!!
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:33:00 GMT