duncans birthday!! you gotta read this |
i went to a gig on monday the band were called the archie bronson outfit, have you heard of them? REALLY good gig i can,t wait to see them again, good value for money only £7 would've been £6 but i wa...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:25:00 GMT |
one of the funniest things i've ever read |
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:06:00 GMT |
fear and loathing in las vegas!!! |
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 21:27:00 GMT |
RODNEY DANGERFIELD LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!! |
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)
If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:37:00 GMT |
I LOVE GROUCHO MARX!!!!!!!!!!! |
Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid i...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
ignorance is bliss! |
I've never had a best friend. I've always been the best friend runner-up, as in, "You'll be my best friend if he dies." So I work extra hard to be pleasant in the hope that someday, when no one is loo...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
AMERICA IN A NUTSHELL BABY!!!!!!!!! |
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money they need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make them uncomf...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:35:00 GMT |
