bein bitter |
I was walking down to the train after work, and there was a young child and his mother walking ahead of me. They were both walking pretty slowly, and more importantly, they were spread out just ...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:18:00 PST |
the eagle has landed |
If you're standing in a public place, let say a highly trafficked place, and a kind of strange looking fella places his briefcase on the ground; is there any reason you shouldn't be looking around for...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:00:00 PST |
I speak internally, you are talking out loud |
ME: Oh hey! It's you. YOU: Hey how's it going? ME: We don't talk very much but you seem like a nice guy YOU: Pretty busy today huh? ME: I don't want to get to know you right now though YO...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST |
To: Insert key; Re: your purpose |
I hate you. I dare you to be of some use, and not just a square centimeter burden. I hate you.
Posted by Matt on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:33:00 PST |
Open Letter to Folks Utilizing the Door Atop the Escalator |
Yes, I know that the rug is blocking the door. Yes, I have tried to fix it. No, I do not deserve the disapproving looks for my indifference. Let it be known that I did not create t...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:46:00 PST |
I picked up a DUI |
Imagine you've been to the bar, a few bars maybe. Of course, while at these bars, you had plenty to drink. Imagine you're leaving the last bar, it's a dirty hipster bar and on your wa...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Feed me Seymour |
For whatever reason, one thing my neighborhood doesn't lack, is little fat kids. Every group of kids running or riding bikes down the street has a little chubster behind them sweating and pantin...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST |
Sec. 120 Row 30 |
Apparently the erroneous information club meets at Comiskey Park. I don't know if this is a regular thing, but it certainly is thorough. I'd like to express my dislike of this club again h...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:25:00 PST |
because it’s neat |
I've found twenty dollar bills on the ground on two different occasions this month. Yep.
Posted by Matt on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST |
blue eyed homeless(?) guy |
He's always sitting on the same corner. Sometimes with his headphones on, mumbling Spanish gibberish that I can only hope has something to do with whatever music he's listening to. Other t...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST |
